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lilwildspark

luncheon-aspic

Reblog the double banana for double luck.

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I want double luck

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Okay so I’m watching my friend’s cats while she’s away and she left me descriptions so I could tell who’s who

They’re pretty accurate

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herdirtylittleheart

Ten Amazing Sex Tips by Stoya

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Fucking Weird: This Couple Has 8 Children And They Aren’t Even Religious Or Anything

Well, this is pretty fucking bizarre.

Meet Adam and Sara Sommers of Fishers, IN. They have eight children between the ages of 6 months and 13 years, which in and of itself doesn’t seem that remarkable until you consider this: They’re not even super Christian or Mormon or anything like that. Yes, you read that correctly. This young couple has eight children and they’re not even religious.

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I want someone to churn butter in my ass

slimetony

Please just for one minute of your fucking life just calm down and think before you type out a post

walkingbomb

reminder to:

straighten your back

go pee goddAMN IT STOP HOLDING IT

go take your meds if you need to

drink some water

go get a snack if you havent eaten in a while

maybe wander around the house/stretch a little if you’ve been sat at the computer a while (artists especially: sTRETCH THOSE WRISTS)

reply to that text/message from earlier you’d forgotten about

maybe send a nice lil message to someone having a bad day?

mouthfullofsxnd

I just would like to thank everyone who ever reblogs this so that it somehow ends up back on my dash because I usually need the reminder (especially the drinking water one)