VIOLENCE FOR VIOLENCE

your worst nightmare.

[vortexxxual]

you 🫵 want to put your delicate limbs into my gears that can break bones

[xenomorphicdna]

Not enough signs about how much I'd like to stick my hands between the moving parts of a machine, so I did it myself

[vortexxxual]

i dont care about height but being able to hold your significant other in your palm is funny.

[vortexxxual]

i dotn care to finish the rest bye

[heiratemich333]

[lmaonade]

yeah man hop on uhhhhh......... hop on uhhhhhh........

uhhhhhhhhhhhhh actually never mind

[wurmplebot]

[lmaonade]

not now wurmple

[vortexxxual]

i would be funny and make a board thats impossible to make a bingo on if i wasnt lazy

[sacred-portal]

[vortexxxual]

i think theres a leak in my oil tank 👍

[whimsifae]

the five homoerotic love languages:

- intimate stabbing

- outright obsession

- confused pining

- "no one knows me like you do"

- lifelong promises that always sound suspiciously like wedding vows

[despazito]

[theehorsepusssy]

[yvng--goddess-deactivated201706]

I don't like you

Grab a seat and wait for me to give a fuck

[vortexxxual]

i lost my drivers license years ago. i just drive based on vibes now :)

[vortexxxual]

do you guys think cops will let this fly if i crash

[thedankmemes]

[vortexxxual]

i lost my drivers license years ago. i just drive based on vibes now :)

[disgustinggf]

jewellery on men has the same effect on me as laser pointers do on cats