the one and only

hi, i'm caitlin, and i love you

[homerically]

i don’t think i’ve ever seen something as great as this

[hotdiggitydogblog]

REALLY YOU SHOULDN’T HAVE

[cat-parlour]

[dashbeardconfessional]

the plant has a question

[gooodlongtime]

[stability]

[the-treasures-untold-deactivate]

Okay so I’m watching my friend’s cats while she’s away and she left me descriptions so I could tell who’s who

They’re pretty accurate 

[sw-or-gtfo-deactivated20211219]

my bf has many interesting stories and observations from his new job as a 911 operator

my favorite is how meandering people are, even in the midst of a terrible emergency

they respond to “what is the emergency” with “well, the thing is, four weeks ago–”

and then he’s like “WHAT IS THE EMERGENCY RIGHT NOW”

and they’re like “so what happened this morning was, i said to my wife, i said–”

“WHAT IS CURRENTLY HAPPENING AT THIS MOMENT”

“oh i’m having a heart attack”

my second favorite is how specific he has to get sometimes

like, “what is your emergency?”

“i’m sitting in a pool of blood.”

“… is it… your blood?”

“yes i think so”

“do you know where it’s coming from?”

“probably the stab wound”

“have you been stabbed?”

“oh yah definitely”

[lizawithazed]

In all fairness shock is a hell of a drug

[onlytwitterpics]

[waggington-deactivated20150109]

some people are afraid of dogs but i’m afraid of the opposite of dogs. the absence of dogs. dogless space

[burgertv]

wow the new jurassic world looks so good

[actualdogvines]

[toricaposss]

[suspend]

im angry cause im always hungry

[mioxenoblade]

pseudo intellectual asshole: “everyone’s taking too many pills. they don’t like to feel, so they take pills. we need to stop taking so many pills and live life.”

my pill taking ass: “i can’t wait for the pill that makes me unable to hear you.”

[vaporize-employers]

dont ever talk to me or my 47000 medications ever again

[badlydrawneverything]

[sappling]

me: im not gonna rush things ill get around to dating eventually its not at all indicative of my self worth also me: who here is attracted to me please raise your hand

[iwishiwasyour-favouritegirl]

this guy thought the bear had been swept away for a second and im dying at his reaction because that’s 100% how i would react

[begoodtakecare]

i love this so much