in a never-ending sapphire sea of perfectly porcelain skin, coiffed flaxen hair, tailored armani suits and delicate hermes head scarves, there was him, eyes downcast, curls unkept, sweater unwinding and last name unremarkable. but then, jerome hadnât bothered trying to fit in and why would he? after all, any attempt to assimilate would have just drawn more attention, more mockery, more ridicule â the life source of vicious private school predators. he stopped believing in fairy tales around the same time he stopped believing in his mother, so heâd spare himself the lie. he was never going to fit in with these people. enter brooklyn langmore-whitney.
     of course, of all the people in the room, it had to be the most perfect, divine, i m m a c u l a t e person heâd ever seen in his life â as if he wasnât flustered, awkward and depressed enough. hello, old boy. jem nearly swore. it wasnât enough that his hair was perfect, his jawline was perfect but now his voice was perfect too!? he wanted to d i e. and when the scent of expensive after shave nested in his nose, jerome was suddenly painfully aware of the lavender scented febreeze air freshener he sprayed on himself in lieu of fancy cologne.Â
     three names. three expensive, extravagant names rolled effortlessly off the boyâs tongue and perhaps, the longest, most uncomfortable, pregnant silence unfolded before he could even manage out a nearly silent, somewhat strangled. âuh, jem.â no last name because it didnât matter, no middle name, no first name because those mattered even less. swallowing loudly, he bridged his hand, quivering with anxiety and glistening with sweat, with brooklynâs hand, resulting in probably the least confident handshake anyone had ever received. âitâs nice to meet you, brooklyn. iâll â iâll pour you some tea.â
     hands shaking worse then a washing machine on high, watching the scholarship student pour tea was about as horrifying as a car accident. he held his breath the whole time, his intense concentration and fear of messing up probably making his grip more unsteady, stray streams of tea running down the cup and pooling beneath the cup, turning it into an island or a castle with a surrounding moat. finally lifting it, obviously overfull, jem extended it to the rich boy like an olive branch. âhere you go. would you like any cream or sugaââ just then, his body seized, the pollen from the flowers in the center of the table prompting him to âŠ
 âah - ah - A C H O O ! â
     an ungodly sneeze ripped through jeromeâs body, defeaning loudness and then complete silence followed by aghast stares. âexcuse me,â he sniffled, puzzled by the intensity and volume of stares over a sneeze when he saw it. brooklyn drenched in tea, tea from the very cup in his hand that flew up at the violence of the sudden sneeze. jem went stark white, eyes bambi wide, completely mortified. âi â oh my god, oh my GOD. fuck! iâm so sorry. i am SO sorry. god, iâm so s t u p i d ! â
     stammering incoherently and gathering up all the napkins, he rushed over to brooklynâs side, frantically dabbing the stains, attempting to mop up the mess he had made. âh-here. iâll clean it. iâll buy you another one. or â or how much is dry cleaning?â whipping off his signature sweater, he offered it his table partner. âplease â please take this. you can have my sweater. itâs not much but at least youâll be dry. sorry again. so, SO sorry!âÂ
Clumsiness and nerves seemed to have woven themselves into Jemâs skeletal, each movement lacking the grace that prodded Brookâs own; if he had been the type of man to feel pity, he supposed the awkward figure before him would have been worthy enough. As it was, sympathy had never become him and he refused to allow the dulcet fingers of commiseration wrap themselves around his windpipe now.
Blatant with his observation of the man before him ( but he was so slight, the mere wisp of a human - could Jem really be a man in the same sentiment that Brook was? ), he had nearly finished configuration of a first impression when droplets began falling and expletives began tumbling from Jemâs lips. Shock electrified Brookâs limbs, molars grinding against molars and prompting a tic in his jaw; he had hardly a moment to react when Jem bumbled toward him, napkin clenched between outstretched palm, and began dabbing at Brookâs suit.
âMy dry cleaning costs more than room and board for one semester,â broad hand reached to clasp around a slender wrist, twisting the offensive gesture away from the fabric in time for Jem to rip off his sweater and offer it to him. The gesture evoked a scoff to bubble from the depths of Brookâs esophagus before he could stop it, one foot taking a slight step away from the polyester knit being proffered, âTo be quite honest, Iâd rather be sopping wet in this suit than dry in-â That, another scoff was threatening to spill over, one deep swallow and it was gone.Â
âStop apologizing and sit down,â the command was punctuated by the lift of a finger to flag down a passing waiter, - â seltzer, please â - and he folded himself into the chair and let it dissipate. âGenuinely curious, does this happen to you often? No offense,â isnât it something how he says no offense before saying something truly offensive?, âYou give off the impression that itâs a fairly regular occurrence.â