Decrees from your feathered queen

Sampler of all things free. Reviewer extrodinaire. Feathered queen.

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Let’s be serious

I received a Vox Box from Influenster with some pretty awesome stuff, like nail polish remover pads, shaving cream and a razor, and q tips. It was a gift for this feathered queen and her feathers.

HOMIES

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POLISH, YOU ARE VANQUISHED

Cutex nail remover wipes is great investment. I use on digits. My digits’ nails. The polish is vanquished. Vanquished. Forever. But also my skin is so dry.

Give me lotion pls

@CutexNails @Influenster

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Not Your Fathers

Whoops. Not Your Mother’s dry shampoo. Spray it on my hair follicles and not wash my hair for three months. I live in a jungle.

*This was free for me to sample, that’s my review.

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Gillette Venus Leg Hair Shaver

I choose to smooth because my legs would be hairy otherwise! They are my furry friends, but sometimes I gotta trim them and feel that bare shin skin against my Egyptian cotton sheets.

*This was free for me to sample, that’s my review.

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Only use for make up they say. Not intended for ear cleaning they say. Well I only use these for ear cleaning and they clean LIKE A BOSS. Q-tips need to stop hiding who they really are, professional wax removers. Boy, do they know how to navigate an ear canal without leaving a shred of cottony evidence behind! Embrace your ear cleaning, Q-tips, don’t let the world tell you who you should be! BE yourself. BARE your wax!