MY POOR BABY

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Littlerally do anything. I have no boundaries.

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Fun fact I'm mentally fucked completely nuerotypical

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I'm a bit special

Coworker: this is bothering me can you cut it?

Me: *grabs scissors and puts it on her bra strap* yeah of course twin

Coworker: no. The tag thing

Me:...ohhhh my bad twin

[voxisme]

How much do you love your sister?

*as soon as I get home from work and sees my sister outside I start yapping to her and then she just mentions she wishes we had lemonade and 5 minutes later im here*

[myblo0dispurple]

Things that you collect?

Yes!!! Funky ties, little trinkets, bat things, jewlery, stickers, monster and hello kitty cans and a lot more :D

[Did i buy most of these? No.]

[night-walker-1]

Wowww where do you get your jewelry?

[myblo0dispurple]

I made most of my bracelets, got gifted all the chains, and most rings might be acquired through the power of disrespecting the law (they are from turist shops and fast fashion brands)

[night-walker-1]

I see, how’d you get the fast fashion ones? Did you buy them? No judgement

[myblo0dispurple]

No :D I did not buy them, they were borrowed

[night-walker-1]

Permanently?

[myblo0dispurple]

Yes!

[night-walker-1]

I’d still support that more than fast fashion

[myblo0dispurple]

Me tooo. It's a fun way to spice up an afternoon

[night-walker-1]

What’s the last thing you stole?

[myblo0dispurple]

Great question officer, um I never stole anything in my life

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You're under arrest

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You know I might do the voice thing for my ocs to because why tf not

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TF did this bitch just send me

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It actually doesn't make it any less weird to ask girl to ask another girl to put a bra on, in fact it's arguably weirder.

Especially when it isn't in the dress code.

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Me in Spanish with that one teacher that wasn't great: okay I'll just focus on what I need to do to get better at this instead of playing her stupid grammar blookets and trying to win it, just take your time and make sure you actually learn the material instead of just trying to win

Also me: but if I don't win all the time still how will these loser chuds know I'm better than them????

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Therapy was kinda crazy because I just payed to have a friend who I was pretty sure hated me for like 2 days a month

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Oh hey let me finish this reply

.....I did not write this much what did it type in my pocket

*realized I turned audio recording on and an entire paragraph of me yapping about the au and stuff to my sister came up*

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My coworkers are stupid

Me: I know the confidentiality laws, that's why I couldn't be honest with my counselor because she'd tell someone

Coworkers: no, it's only if...

Me: uh huh, I've told you bitches this before

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Me: okay taking the melatonin at like 1am

....why did I do what I did chat?

I mean no regrets

Except not waking up and still refusing to go to sleep when it was over but ya know

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Me: I think these pizza rolls srt trying to kill me, probably just being paranoid

Checks the expiration date: HOLFY FUCKING FCUK IM GOING TO DIE

[ihateeveyoneandeverything]

How fucking old we’re they, Jesus Christ

[vox-is-me]

April 2025

[ihateeveyoneandeverything]

You’re gonna die

[voxisme]

Haven't yet because I'm a fucking god

[ihateeveyoneandeverything]

Well now you’re just living up to your url

[voxisme]

I always have, me and my coworker were gonna eat like food that was like 7 hours old he had an egg, but our other stupid coworker threw it away so we wouldn't die 🤬🤬🤬🤬

[voxisme]

Me: I think these pizza rolls srt trying to kill me, probably just being paranoid

Checks the expiration date: HOLFY FUCKING FCUK IM GOING TO DIE

[ihateeveyoneandeverything]

How fucking old we’re they, Jesus Christ

[vox-is-me]

April 2025

[ihateeveyoneandeverything]

You’re gonna die

[voxisme]

Haven't yet because I'm a fucking god

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Drink some water brother

No. Now I'm emptying all of the water out of my system until completely dry, you know how humans are like 60 or 70% water, yeah well I'm turning mine down to 0 just to spite you