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hi im jude and im 19

[girlgrimer]

Listen all u internet goers……. I know everyone has some wild catfish stories and I need to know them

[hippocampus-studies]

okay so for legal reasons this is all a very funny joke and none of it is real I promise

basically there’s a property listing floating out there somewhere online that lists my phone number as a contact for the owner of a house in a suburb of [redacted], ohio, even though that is a town I have never lived in. about two years ago, I started getting calls and texts from people who were asking if I was interested in selling the property. when I told them no and they had the wrong number, the amount of calls increased, and I had to block their numbers. 

since then, once about every 3 months I get a call or text from people wanting to buy this house in ohio as they think I’m the owner. I got fed up at one point and just started replying “yeah I might be interested in selling, but the property I have is haunted. like super haunted. lots of ghosts everywhere, so you’ll have to get rid of those before putting it on the market.” to my delight, they stopped replying after that, so I now do that when I get these messages. 

the last time it happened was actually just a few weeks ago, and the guy texting me on behalf of this house flipping operation actually offered to pay for an exorcism. I replied by telling him I was pretty sure the ghosts were protestant, so if he brought a priest in it had better not be catholic. he has yet to reply.

[girlgrimer]

You are having literally the funniest possible reaction to an infuriating scam

[hippocampus-studies]

listen the only way to beat a scam like that is to give them a reaction that is just way more bizarre than whatever they started with. crank the bonkers energy up to an 11 and they’ll leave you alone

[sosuperawesome]

Andy Ivanov on Instagram / Store

[janainaart]

Princesa da Espada

Portfolio, patreon, IG, & more: ♡

[mydearbasil]

The pirate captain and the shark lady 💕

[malefertile]

i finished gtn yesterday and did these to cope

[malefertile]

this is just a test page, to see how a gtn comic would look (i had fun with it tho so i’ll post it anyway)

[naomistares]

sketches of sex pal, mother, and saddest girl in the universe

should i add this 2 inprnt idk

[merrigold]

Don’t worry, kiddie,“ she said tiredly, “I’ll keep loving you– my problem is I don’t know how to stop.” hi hello pyrrha dve makes my heart explode

[theriverbeyond]

IMO ianthe did have a point when she told gideon that what made her crush on harrow different from gideon's is that ianthe and harrow are equals, and are therefore capable (in theory) of forming a very different kind of relationship than the one that gideon and harrow, as they both exist and percieve eachother right now, could have. bc the thing about griddlehark right now is they each hold eachother as sacred to the extreme. sacred like a holy relic, like a wonder that can be observed and honored but never touched. gideon has a suicidal, overwhelming devotion to harrow. she's convinced that harrow doesnt care about her and gideon is just... fine with that. that's part of her devotion. harrow thinks of gideon with a similarly consuming kind of reverence all wrapped up in guilt. and i love it, it's a delicious dynamic, incredible, but i want to see how they untangle that -- they were able to partly shift their dynamic (from childhood codependant enemies) at canaan house but it just switched to a different but still incredibly unequal dynamic on both sides. how do they learn to love the other in a way that accepts the love they are recieving, that believes themselves worthy? how do they learn to love in a way that does not consume themselves? that leaves something left for the other one to love? the AU chapters gave us a taste of what could have been and perhaps what could be later in the series. i need to go lie down.

[nic0draws]

[b1cr1ptic]

Obligatory “analyzing-how-to-draw-all-the-harrows-and, well, HER” post

[hornet-s]

alas poor griddle

[disasterzoo-inactive]

first sight

so pumped to have been invited as a guest artist for @studioheartbreak’s upcoming wlw short film about a sushi chef and a siren (set in retro-futuristic Manila)! visit them on instagram for a sneak peek into their development process 👀

[vampiresoulost]

“Better than a vampire? A vampire lesbian.”

[reflectedeve]

For Femslash Exchange 2020, a very self-indulgent four-panel dramatization of a quote from J. Sheridan LeFanu’s novella, Carmilla. The original lesbian vampire.

[blastedcat0w0]

My oc from a sapphic vampire story I am working with my wife. ~ 

[hajihiko]

Fuyuhiko: I’d kill any fucking one on this island except you, Hajime. We need to make it out together. Half of my life is yours. Carry the reminder of our bond with you forever. This is my first time having a friend can you tell is it obvious