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bad-time-simulator-201x‌:

*… i’ve had fish that was tastier than your pussy.

What a stunning riposte.

“You never got to eat me out so like, I’m certain ur wrong.”

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bad-time-simulator-201x‌:

*like you have room to talk? you sucked as both a girlfriend, and a mathematician. you should have said, ‘four for four’. see, i can bite back.

*i do appreciate that you used my preferred name, though. still, two for three is still a D at best.

“I have an excuse! I’ve been comatose for like two years. Also, I’m the best D you’ll ever have.” Joke sniped. 

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Taco delivery from a Miss Mina. 6 @ tacos nice and fresh.

“YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!”

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for the record: no, i don’t know why mina wants a taco. maybe it’s because I want a fucking taco i don’t know

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bad-time-simulator-201x‌:

*i’m not your fucking butler, mina. *you want a taco? you’ll come with me to grillby’s to get it yourself.

“Damn. Sucked as a boyfriend, A Halloween Decoration, a Xylophone,  and now a Butler? That’s Three for Three Atlas.” 

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bad-time-simulator-201x‌:

*the only clapping that’s gonna happen in a moment is me clapping those ass cheeks. and not in the sexual manner. you horn-y she-witch.

“OH AN” NOW I GOTTA FLAME YA, YOU DISCOUNT WALMART XYLOPHONE. “

“Where is my taco, Sans.” 

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bad-time-simulator-201x‌:

vptrail replied to your post: *i guess i’ll just keep my fucking mouth shut…

“Not like you accused me of compromizing a space breathing system or anything rather than saying hi. nah.”

*okay! fine! i’m sorry! i was just playing! i know my last attempt at a jab was terrible, but did you have to compare me to a halloween decoration?! that hurts. i’m hurt, mina. you’re hurtful.

“A Stank-ass attitude and still no damn taco. I’m waiting...sans. “ “Where is my taco?” 

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ira-sturm

  Squints. "Are you an Oni as well?" It could be a...

She gave a small smile at the others smartass response. Though she didn’t take much offense, she was just glad to find one of her own kind. “That means I do not exist alone. You do not look like the one who would enjoy answering a plethora of questions, so I won’t ask any.” She would say, the marking on her arm lighting up as arcs of electricity bolted around the appendage. Though she didn’t appear to be threatening the fellow Oni

“Are you flirting with me?”  The Pink Oni responded, watching the display with a  quirked brow and a bemused smile resting on her features at the other’s more-than-flashy display of prowess.  “Also, you’d be right about the questions thing. I get them daily and don’t really care for ‘em. So-- I’ll ask YOU one instead. -- What’d your deal, hot stuff? All zap and no bite? Let's see those chompers!” 

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“I’d clap back but you don’t have a throat to ‘jump down’ as you put it.”

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if mina gives u a more colorful-than-usual insult blame if the emperor had a text-to-speech device

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Squints. "Are you an Oni as well?" It could be a longshot, but they shared similarities

“What was your first clue? The horns or my massive teeth and tail?” Don’t be a smartass, Minami.

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bad-time-simulator-201x‌:

*jesus FUCKING christ! i was just making a statement! if it sounds like something i would do, then it sounds like something you would do, too. we both have that jokester nature… well, maybe me moreso than you, i think.

“I JUST WANTED A TACO THIS MORNING YOU TALKIN-HALLOWEEN BARGIN BIN SELL-OUT. “

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I believe you when you say you didn't do them. Maybe you can try to find proof that you didn't do the pranks to clear your name?

“This is a mystery I am not that interested in honestly, they can think whatever the hell they want.” 

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*the doctor speaks sense, mina. you're not an intentionally malicious person, but i wouldn't be surprised if you pulled off ridiculous shenanigans. you've got that... devious nature.

“I’m gonna devious my foot up someone’s ass if I keep getting blamed for shit I didn’t do!” 

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bad-time-simulator-201x  rcdacted‌:     GODS IT’S BEEN LIKE, WHAT.    ... *not gonna lie, that sounds like something you would do just for the pure bullshittery of it.

“You stay the ham-honking-holy-shit out of this. I didn’t even DO this “ 

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HOW ABOUT THE TIME YOU WILLINGLY SUPPLIED EXPLOSIVE MATERIALS TO PEYGE IN ORDER TO DISTRACT ME TO DO... WHATEVER IT WAS YOU WERE DOING!!! - rcdacted

“Bull Haust. You know I’d never give explosives to Peyge! She blows HERSELF up with them!”