*do you want to have a bad time?

independent, semi-selective, multiship and crossover friendly, please read rules before interacting, est. October 2015

[baymaxmuses]

Good evening, mates! So, I have some news for you all!

Within the next 24 hours, I plan on converting this blog into a multimuse blog, specifically for all the canonical characters I RP as. Truth is, I’ve acquired a taste for a brand new muse, and I have a lot of others on my old blog that I’d like to make active again. That being said, this blog will no longer be strictly HH/HB based anymore. Below the cut is a list of muses that are going to be on this blog from now on:

Keep reading

[genuinehumanboy]

you can only reblog this today

[salty-french-fry]

Golden rule of thumb for art kids: reblogging Bob Ross will bless you latest work

[bad-time-simulator-archived]

"Hi, Sans! How are you? I really missed you."

*ah, you know... just vibing, i guess. *it’s been really quiet for a long time, and then all of a sudden, people are making noise again. *it’s nice!

[drememoto]

Stay Determined. ❤️

[bad-time-simulator-archived]

"Hey, hon! How are you?" (Emora)

*... sleeping. a lot. *gonna be honest, i hardly ever wake up anymore. *... i’m sorry. i’m just not feeling it.

[bad-time-simulator-archived]

rvdvmption​:

* Oh nothing, you know

* Just getting into scraps again like the rascal I am!

*well, be more careful! *seriously, there’s only one of you! *don’t want to lose you to a scrap gone wrong!

[bad-time-simulator-archived]

"why are you the why that you are?" Asked a rather huffy Chara.

*ain’t my fault that you’re cute when you get poked and prodded.

And like that, he pulled them down, and pecked the other cheek!

[drememoto]

friendly banter between a skeleton and a goat

[drememoto]

friendly banter between a skeleton and a goat

[drememoto]

Deadass about to HD Remaster this post.

[best-of-memes]

[leadthefuckingway-deactivated20]

Colin Mochrie is the undisputable fucking king of Improv

[sweaterkittensahoy]

The newscaster puns are a whole different level.

[the-memedaddy]

[elipseon]

Hello Everyone!

I come today bearing my Commission Prices as of the year of 2020 for all those curious to commission me for work. The images above lay out the basics for the general orders I get and the lowest cost for the special styles (by estimate). Before I provide the information on how to contact me for a commission I need to note some specific pricing windows that go beyond the basic types per the tier services laid out here. Character Concept Art If you don’t have any existing art of a original character you wish me to draw and only have pieces of reference to provide that combined create that character the cost will be vastly different than the listed prices here. This price will vary based on the amount of direction and reference provided.

In this specific strain I will only do full body pieces so you get a full reference for other artists to use for future commissions.

Original Character Concept Art Tier: Cleaned Sketches - $20 USD Cleaned Line art - $30 USD Flat Colour - $40 USD Detailed Colour - $70 USD Added Effects Full Colour - Starting at $80 USD Cell Shaded Style - Starting at $75 USD Painted Lineless Style - Starting at $100 USD

Now with that information out of the way I just have a few disclaimers for you all about what sort of art I will refuse to make. No, I will not draw this stuff for you:

-Fetish Art (Inflation, vore, scat, etc.) -Hate Art (Anything depicting suffering of someone you hate) -Anything Sexual NSFW if you cannot prove your age to be 18+

With that short list out of the way let’s get on with it.

How to contact me:

If you’re wanting to commission me you can either send me an ask here on tumblr for general inquires or drop me an email at: [email protected]

Like what you see? Consider buying me a Coffee! Want to support my art long term? Become a Patron!

Stay Savvy!

[bad-time-simulator-archived]

Someone mentioned teeth!

[baymaxmuses]

My mutuals: *showing off their girls* Me:

[bad-time-simulator-archived]

The day you rp sans again is the day I also rp sans again. WHAHAHAH Who knows when that day will come.

WHO FUCKING KNOWS, THE MILKMAN KNOWS, WHO’S THE MILKMAN?! FUCKED IF I KNOW!

[bad-time-simulator-archived]

(I’m still alive btw, even though I’m mosting over at @livedxngerously these days.)

[liekohemgee-deactivated20200526]

💜🐾 " Check out this sweater I got~ 🐾💜