Every Villian Is Lemons

25. I will never leave college ever because I work here

[frankencute]

[insanelyfriendlysuccubus]

[aboonoor]

[oribiys-remade-deactivated20200]

everytime i move i crunch like popcorn

[battenna]

and everytime we kiss i swear i could fly

[ruinedchildhood]

[loldodgers-deactivated20180416]

What if Mike was short for Micycle

[absolutelyaverage]

[makingfunofthestarks]

[lztybrn]

remember way back in 2006 when the wii first came out and then the entirety of the world forgot how to hold onto something with a firm grasp so much that nintendo had to make a shock absorbing condom just so that tvs wouldnt get destroyed when people would end up sending this thing flying at their tvs at 900 miles per hour

[badaxefamily]

A lot of those incidents were with Wii Bowling, which to me implies that people didn’t so much forget to how to hold something, as they forgot they weren’t holding a bowling ball and weren’t in a bowling alley.

[queen-ofxthe-clouds]

I’ve been laughing at this stupid fucking video for 30 minutes

[the-last-of-the-frosty-boys]

Yall sont understand this is the funniest thing ive experienced in weeks

[fish-food-s]

holy fucking shit

[buckychristwrites]

due to personal reasons i’ll be slippin’ into the lava and im tryna keep from goin’ under baby you turn the temperature hotter cuz i’m burnin’ up burnin’ up for you baby

[corporation-cats]

[hushhatake]

their girl group choreography is amazing… how do i hire them 

[octopussiour]

[oparnoshoshoi]

Prison industrial complex must be crushed

[1eona]

heye every one.

[1eona]

i have on important announcemen t to make.

[1eona]

sam.

[1eona]

[executiveoutcomes-deactivated20]

[deltasniper1000]

[babyanimalgifs]

Best man on the job.

[cresentcube]

Look. I get it. I am one of the most dullest person in the entire universe when it comes to art and colors. I don’t really get color theory, I just usually don’t notice bad color design.

But look at me in the Eye, @staff, and tell me.

HOW DID YOU EVEN THINK PURE FUCKING GREEN AGAINST BLUE DIPPED IN TAR WAS A GOOD IDEA?!

[phuk-ewe-deactivated20221207]

[girldraki]

[vrncapls]

ResLife in a nutshell:

Me, talking to residents: You know, self-care is really important. If you're not at your best, you're not going to do well in school. It's okay to ask for extensions, take breaks, and even go see a counselor if you need help.

Also Me: Doesn't sleep enough, drinks more coffee than I should, buries problems under jokes and cartoons, puts unnecessary pressure on myself to be perfect.