Overreacting Since '92

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

[studentlifeproblems]

[localtiktoks]

[tastefullyoffensive]

I draw the line at manual labor.

[christophernolan]

ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT | 2x13

[blossomfully]

I’m sorry that it took me 6 months to let you in, it’s just that my father left when I was 13 and my mother spent the next 7 years telling me to never trust a man with pretty words and nice hands, and the truth is that even when I fell in love with you, I couldn’t stop staring at your fingers and wondering whether they were going to hold me together when I was on the verge of a breakdown or whether they were going to tear me apart.

Sue Zhao

[slutauthority]

[lizclimo]

[boycomics]

true romance

[nintendosbitch]

Just so y'all know, there’s more lol

[transperceneige]

Little gem from Reddit

[computationalcalculator]

I’m pretty sure it’s “healthy as a horse” because horses have two modes, 100% perfect health and Dead

[tami-taylors-hair]

After years of claiming introversion as a personality trait and talking about how much you love being a snuggly widdle blanket in the rain with a cup of cocoa and a book, we’re finding out the internet is full of fake bitches who can’t go 24 hours without licking the floor in a crowded bar and then sneezing on a passing octogenarian with an oxygen tank. 

[headspace-hotel]

being a college student is so primal. Like a wolf roaming the tundra, my only thought is of my next meal. Unlike a wolf roaming the tundra, I have an analytical essay due next week

[everythingfox]

Hummingbird nest with rain protection

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[roach-works]

this lady’s got a brain the size of a chocolate chip and she’s smarter than i am

[shuwfalqamar]

humans are so Loud and for What

[whitepeopletwitter]

[twitblr]

January was WWIII, February was coronavirus. We can only go up from here…right?

[absolutelyaverage]

All 2020 has done is shit on me so let’s see what else could go wrong.

[absolutelyaverage]

THEY CANCELLED SCHOOL INDEFINITELY AND ARE STILL PAYING ME GOD BLESS MARCH

[imp]

right. Whats all this then