who would've guessed i was a talented kid ... who would've thought i'd make a mess out of it
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@vs-susie
who would've guessed i was a talented kid ... who would've thought i'd make a mess out of it
ind. sel. pri. SUSIE from DELTARUNE . penned by nael . * read rules before following / interacting .
* Heh... I bet Kris anklets are just as cool.
cue the playful - yet daring - smirk splayed on her face.
* 『 Raising a playful brow in return, Kris flops onto the ground. Their jaw wasn’t wide enough to mimic her earlier motion so limbs instead wrap around Susie’s leg, akin to a sloth. Solidifying that grip teeth bite down on her pant leg.Â
They mumble something inaudible between stifled laughs. Â
❝  I don fink ih comesh en youhr shize.  ❞ 』
* Size doesn't matter, Kris. What really matters is durability.
As she lifts her leg that Kris held on to - and she did so effortlessly despite the added weight - she begins shaking it repeatedly in a way to see if Kris would come off.
* Who's stronger? YOU, or a bear trap?
Damn bro....
10 - Going camping
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Camping wasn't really her forte; being lost in nature wasn't something she dreamed to be, surrounded by nothing but tree, bushes, and quietude. Well, now with her in the woods, there will no longer be quietude.
SMACK!! The umpteenth slap to her face in the attempt to kill an annoying mosquito followed by a low, deep growl.
* Why the $!$! did we come here?! Perhaps Kris's presence could make this totally-not-boring escapade less boring.
The gurgling noise coming from the pipes didn’t alert Susie in the slightest. If anything, it only left her smirking all the more. Some sort of excitement boiled inside her as she watched the foam rise up from the toilet: ah, what a waste! It could still be a nice drink.
Yellow eyes blink upon seeing the human on their feet and on the run, the purple monster quickly following their instructions as their only way out was the window.
* Kris, get your ass moving!
Susie chuckled, although it sounded more like a raspy, airy laugh. The window wasn’t a problem, for it was large enough to fit any shape and size of any monster that attended the school, making it all the more convenient to escape the building and skip school. Susie knew this too well.
But the view outside the building was different, almost too tranquil. Susie expected the school to comically flood with bubbles and foam like they do it in cartoons…but nothing was happening. Her snout bent downward as she casually started looking around.
* Aight…so, now what?
Kris shrugged they had wanted there to be a spectacle too. Sadly, real life was never as fun as media tended to portray. They walked away from the window sad that there hadn’t been more of a reaction from either the building or Susie. They seemed upset, mostly at themselves for not delivering the right payoff.
“I forgot that without an audience...pranks don’t really matter too much do they? If there’s no one to get mad at you, get scared, or laugh then why do it?”
Kris became sad then tried to brush it off as nothing. Those words felt personal in a way, with how the human said them. It was true that they hadn’t done a big prank like this in years. They fell into obscurity without trying to do anything. It was only when they became friends with Susie that they had wanted to carry out a big prank. But, instead of it being a huge thing it was barely anything noteworthy. No fanfare, no explosions, just the faint sound of rushing water.
“I’m sorry...you must think that was lame...”
Was Kris feeling a tad self-concious about this?
* Hey now! That wasn't lame at all! * We might've not got an explosive bubble bath, but the prank was successful regardless. Oh, how much she wished for an explosive bubble bath!
As her snout curiously peaked through the window, she could see a colorful yet pitiful puddle on the ground slowly growing larger and larger, soon running out the bathrooms to flood the hallways. The thought of the entire hallways flooded gave Susie a mischievous smirk, so much that she held back a laugh. Sure, it didn't meet her expectations, but her expectations were unrealistic to begin with. The delivery was still just as sweet!
* Still think we should've saved some, tho... * We could be snacking on some while watching hell rise!
— " Oh! Well, I mean I knew that. Have you played it, Susie? "
She's very much an avid Animal Crossing fan, especially as her personal console was Animal Crossing themed. Please, do not throw this console Susie, it is too special and expensive to explode.
* Yeah...I fell asleep to it. Same thing, right?
Sometimes consoles would be comically sized: such a tiny thing could only explode in her claws. But since Noelle's was pretty (pretty cherished and pretty darn expensive), she was going to skip this one out...and not because it belonged to Noelle, no no!
* Then lost it, uh...somewhere.
18?
Going...fishing?
* Swing that thing all you like. You're not gonna catch any fish with that!
How could one even catch fish without a fishing rod? That was what Susie was here for, after all!
* I'll show you how a real pro fishes! * Empty-handed!
And she even ascertained to reveal to Kris that her claws were, indeed, empty. The purple monster proceeded to demonstrate a fishing tutorial Ă la Susie and quickly dipped her claw underwater with a quick swing, moving her arm around as if rummaging through a junk-filled bag. But no fish was willingly swimming into her grasp.
* Come on...! * Dumb fish...
— " ... What's wrong with Animal Crossing...? "
* Nothing’s wrong with it, Noelle!
Not a game that Susie would recommend, but if Noelle liked it, then she would consider giving it a chance...as soon as she stopped throwing consoles left and right to test their endurance. Just kidding, to see them explode!
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“Hmph, please pranks lie at the heart of my being…I’ve been at this a while…you learn things when you flush enough bathbombs down toilets.”
Kris flushed the bathbomb without a second thought, before then asking Susie to drop more into Alphy’s toilet then flushing them. Once that was done they moved out of the teacher’s bathroom to hit up the other bathrooms. Kris pointed to which ones needed to be hit, right down to the precise toilet stall. Kris was treating this like they were doing BATTLE in the Dark World. As the pair kept going the sound of pipes gurgling could be heard all throughout the school.
“Ok, we’re done here the whole place is gonna become flooded soon most likely. Head to the window! We can’t get wet or we’ll be found out!”
Kris led Susie back to the window they used to enter the school. They hoped they could get out in time without leaving any trace they were here. Kris being as small as they were slipped through easily without any trouble. They would soon see if Susie could get through while they were rushing out.
The gurgling noise coming from the pipes didn't alert Susie in the slightest. If anything, it only left her smirking all the more. Some sort of excitement boiled inside her as she watched the foam rise up from the toilet: ah, what a waste! It could still be a nice drink.
Yellow eyes blink upon seeing the human on their feet and on the run, the purple monster quickly following their instructions as their only way out was the window.
* Kris, get your ass moving!
Susie chuckled, although it sounded more like a raspy, airy laugh. The window wasn't a problem, for it was large enough to fit any shape and size of any monster that attended the school, making it all the more convenient to escape the building and skip school. Susie knew this too well.
But the view outside the building was different, almost too tranquil. Susie expected the school to comically flood with bubbles and foam like they do it in cartoons...but nothing was happening. Her snout bent downward as she casually started looking around.
* Aight...so, now what?
Summer Scenes
Send me a number, and I’ll make a starter where our muses are…
On a picnic
On a bike ride
Going skinny-dipping
At a county fair
Making lemonade
Sunbathing
At a cookout
Playing baseball
On a boat
Going camping
At a music festival
Trailing the ice cream truck
At the beach
Hiking
Catching fireflies
Watching a lightning storm
Roasting marshmallows
Going fishing
Collecting seashells
Going on a road trip
Wading in a creek
Desperately searching for air conditioning
At a farmers’ market
Having a water gun fight
At a theme park
Stargazing
Mountain climbing
Running through sprinklers
Watching fireworks
Napping in a hammock
ooc mobile post but I love it so much that Susie has a stubby tail that she's trying to hide. Like, Susie you ain't fooling nobody, I see that jacket do the ↙️ i love it sm
Summer vacation Susie... and a Lancer plushie?
or maybe it's the real Lancer somehow jumped out to the Light world who knows
referenced art(on twitter): [x]
For matter of privacy, Susie looked elsewhere when Kris was unlocking their locker – not that it mattered because if Susie really wanted to bust it open, all she needed to do was punch it hard. It was considerate of her to respect one’s boundaries, still. However, her eyes quickly focus on the locker as soon as it revealed the treasure inside … and my, oh my, what a booty! Piles of colorful bathbombs threatened to roll out anytime, such a powerful scent of fruits and herbs that literally filled up her nostrils! These were going to be so much better than those flavorless flavored sticks of chalk – or at least that was what Susie thought, since she remembered eating a red chalk that didn’t at all taste like strawberry, or hot sauce!
* NO WAY YOU MADE THESE! * It’s a shame we’re not eating them… * But since you know how to make them, you can always make some more, right?
Greedy arms quickly grab the plum-flavored bathbombs with such haste that she thought Kris was going to lock the locker and call it a prank, yellow eyes following the human as her maw stretches into a grin.
* Hey Kris, did you say…Wink.* Teacher’s bathroom?
"Yeah! We can pay back Alphys for all the boring lessons!"
Kris knew the way since this hadn't been their first rodeo to that room. It was also why they needed to make something clear to Susie once they got to the teacher bathroom. The door wasn't locked thankfully because who would break into a toilet? The fools!
"We can't put any down mom's toilet...she's crafty she'll know..."
Toriel knew well of her child's pranks, they would be no way out of hiding the fact it was them if they flushed a bathbomb down hers. Then again, if they were planning on hitting all the toilets it would look strange that one didn't get hit. That made Kris ponder.
"Hmm, put all the plum or most of the plum bombs down Alphys's. Then we'll hit the other bathrooms in a certain order...we will hit the toilets that are connected to Alphy's via the same set of pipes so it looks like there was a problem with that pipe system."
This was Kris's idea to avoid detection the fragrence shouldn't be a problem either since they tended to fade rather quickly once used. So long as no one came to check the toilets within a set number of hours they were good. There was a reason Kris was good at pranks.
Such a detailed prank only meant one thing: either Kris was good at this kind of stuff, or they have been planning it for a while. Could that be the reason why they used to fall asleep in class? Did they spend the night planning pranks? The smirk across her maw grew wider at the thought, her stubby tail waggling under her jacket.
* Damn Kris, do you know the town's whole pipe system or something? * That sounds hella intricate. * I'm in, $!$!
No, they were going to spare Toriel's for the sake of their mother's sanity. That monster was a saint and didn't deserve it, also because Susie was certain that her lessons were much more entertaining than Alphys's...and she was an elementary teacher! Besides, Toriel was intelligent and Susie had a feeling that she didn't want to find out what Toriel was like when angry.
* Alright, alright. * We'll follow your plan.
Ploop! Down went the first plum bathbomb; its foam quickly emerged from the toilet water, accompanied by its sweet scent.
* Quick, now flush!
Susie’s snout scrunched as Kris mentioned a piggyback ride. If anything, it was Kris who should give her a piggyback ride!
* Heh, what…your legs are losing strength or something?
A pause, her yellow eyes looking around for a brief second.
* Just keep walking, Kris! Or we will never flood the toilets at this pace!
The purple monster quickly stomped away, her heavy steps echoing throughout the school’s hallway. But she stopped halfway to wait for Kris. For some reason, it felt weird walking in front of them.
* You have a stash of bathbombs hidden and you didn’t even tell ME?!
Susie had a hard time controlling her tone, more often than not causing the windows to crack at the intensity of her roars. She didn’t even consider the possibility to be found out – not that Alphys would tell them anything.
* It’s whatever. * Let’s just get this over with.
“See that’s why you’re cool...someone I know always gave in to me a lot. Another needed to learn how to toughen up...lotta people here are pushovers...”
Despite sounding like they wanted the piggyback ride, Kris was happy that Susie said no. It reminded them of how strong willed she was. Kris respected that part of her, because unlike others she seemed to be able to resist. Kris wished they could resist certain aspects of their life. More than anything.
Still even as Susie complained about how slow they were Kris went at their own pace. They gave her the option to speed things up it was too late now. Both of them had to live with the choice, not that Kris cared too much eitherway.
Kris walked past Susie to where their locker keypad was. They didn’t care if Susie saw the number for it. The combination was 0666 once put in the door opened to reveal a pretty featureless looking locker. Nothing that gave off much personality save for well the large amount of bathbombs inside. There were at least ten of them stacked in there. All of them different flavors.
“Feel free to take the ones you like...I made three apple flavored, two lime flavored, four plum flavored, and one mint flavored. Made them myself...”
Kris had looked up how to do it online. They had gotten good at making them.
For matter of privacy, Susie looked elsewhere when Kris was unlocking their locker -- not that it mattered because if Susie really wanted to bust it open, all she needed to do was punch it hard. It was considerate of her to respect one's boundaries, still. However, her eyes quickly focus on the locker as soon as it revealed the treasure inside ... and my, oh my, what a booty! Piles of colorful bathbombs threatened to roll out anytime, such a powerful scent of fruits and herbs that literally filled up her nostrils! These were going to be so much better than those flavorless flavored sticks of chalk -- or at least that was what Susie thought, since she remembered eating a red chalk that didn't at all taste like strawberry, or hot sauce!
* NO WAY YOU MADE THESE! * It's a shame we're not eating them... * But since you know how to make them, you can always make some more, right?
Greedy arms quickly grab the plum-flavored bathbombs with such haste that she thought Kris was going to lock the locker and call it a prank, yellow eyes following the human as her maw stretches into a grin.
* Hey Kris, did you say... Wink. * Teacher's bathroom?
Susie listened intently to Kris’s words, her yellow eyes flickering slightly at the mention of sleeping agent, wondering whatever the hell they meant with it. But Kris didn’t seem bothered by it, so why would she?
One large palm rested upon the human’s shoulder, careful not to force them down due to her sheer strength.
* I get it, Kris. * Doing whatever that you do is…not so bad after all.
No, Susie didn’t mind doing whatever Kris told her to do…as long as it was Kris telling her what to do. It was as if…as if Kris was the leader, and she was presumably okay with it.
* And I think I’m getting pretty good at it, ain’t I?
A playful smirk stretches the corners of her maw, strong arms crossed behind her head.
* !!!
It was amusing to see just how quick Susie was at changing behavior: she was so expressive, it was unbelievable even for herself. Her yellow eyes shone with excitement upon hearing Kris’s proposal and her stubby tail wagged in return – but it stopped immediately after, not wanting anyone to see it.
* HELL YEAH, now we’re talking! * And after flooding the toilets, we EAT the bathbombs!
“Heh, well let’s go then...though you might have to give me a piggyback ride cause its rather clear at this point...how slow I am...”
Kris did tend to move rather slowly, they rarely ran or wanted to run. They had tended to mooch rides off Asriel whenever they could growing up simply because it was easier. Kris wasn’t physically active, they tended to be a better thinker than a doer. There was a reason they were the third ranked in the class test scores as Berdly pointed out. Though, it wasn’t because Kris liked to study they just tended to ask their mom for help. They did enough to avoid getting people mad at them. Most other times they tended to sleep through class.
Because Alphys was the most boring teacher in the world without question.
“I have a stash hidden in the school...I planned to do this for a while...”
Kris had the ideal plan to pull the prank without anyone suspecting. Least, they thought they did sometimes it was better to improvise in the moment. When they got there they would go in through a window Kris used before to sneak in many times. It might be a tad small for Susie to fit but Kris would make it work. They remembered putting the stash within their locker at the school.
“So, are you ready?”
Susie's snout scrunched as Kris mentioned a piggyback ride. If anything, it was Kris who should give her a piggyback ride!
* Heh, what...your legs are losing strength or something?
A pause, her yellow eyes looking around for a brief second.
* Just keep walking, Kris! Or we will never flood the toilets at this pace!
The purple monster quickly stomped away, her heavy steps echoing throughout the school's hallway. But she stopped halfway to wait for Kris. For some reason, it felt weird walking in front of them.
* You have a stash of bathbombs hidden and you didn't even tell ME?!
Susie had a hard time controlling her tone, more often than not causing the windows to crack at the intensity of her roars. She didn't even consider the possibility to be found out -- not that Alphys would tell them anything.
* It's whatever. * Let's just get this over with.
@vs-susie
“I was never on the side of good...I was a sleeper agent all along...”
“Had to let Ralsei have a fair chance or he would suspect me.”
Kris was trying to spin it like that, in reality they would have always chosen to side with Susie on causing whatever havoc she wanted to do. In part it was something Kris wanted as well. They were sick of being so alone. No one ever saw or noticed, even as part of their family they were barely an afterthought.
That wasn’t to say Kris didn’t love their mother. They did, they just didn’t deserve that love. It was clear too who the favorite was. Asriel this, Asriel that, it wasn’t envy it was everything simply reminding Kris of what they lost.
“Wanna go drop bath bombs into the school toilets? Bet we can flood it...?”
Kris sounded happy? Maybe? It was hard to tell.
Susie listened intently to Kris's words, her yellow eyes flickering slightly at the mention of sleeping agent, wondering whatever the hell they meant with it. But Kris didn't seem bothered by it, so why would she?
One large palm rested upon the human's shoulder, careful not to force them down due to her sheer strength.
* I get it, Kris. * Doing whatever that you do is...not so bad after all.
No, Susie didn't mind doing whatever Kris told her to do...as long as it was Kris telling her what to do. It was as if...as if Kris was the leader, and she was presumably okay with it.
* And I think I'm getting pretty good at it, ain't I?
A playful smirk stretches the corners of her maw, strong arms crossed behind her head.
* !!!
It was amusing to see just how quick Susie was at changing behavior: she was so expressive, it was unbelievable even for herself. Her yellow eyes shone with excitement upon hearing Kris's proposal and her stubby tail wagged in return -- but it stopped immediately after, not wanting anyone to see it.
* HELL YEAH, now we're talking! * And after flooding the toilets, we EAT the bathbombs!
"Well, my first prank is to...boop you!" Kris boops Suaie's nose.
* What
Inadvertently, her snout wrinkled, her expression bending in a grimace as the feeling of her nose being booped gently faded away, leaving the purple monster absolutely speechless. In a different scenario, she would have ripped their face off in an instant! Now, however...now she could only blink. Yeah...blink.