I'm trying to buy groceries and this motion activated animatronic skeleton DJ just demanded that I "GET READY TO RATTLE THOSE BONES", played a bunch of airhorn noises, and laid down some sick beats.
Target hits it out of the Halloween park AGAIN this year, already
Please, for all of us... Buy it. Do it for humanity.
I would but for the rad skeleton man to rock your Halloween parties and make your neighbors extremely jealous takes a sacrifice of $99 fucking exactly
a small price to pay to rattle these bones
I've changed my mind, everyone reblog this version instead





















