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mello/20(indie rp and aesthetic blog for mihael keehl)

[vtoroyluchshiy]

pierce my nipples will u pls

no??? oh my god no

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yohji yamamoto • winter 1999

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[vtoroyluchshiy]

sewerboy420:

im the only one who can say my penis is small :(

i have a lot of points to address:

1. i have told you NUMEROUS times to STOP whining about your dick size on the internet it is so FUCKING obnoxious i am at a loss!! i am truly at a loss for words!! how many times have you made a text post about your small dick in the last 12 hours? SEVERAL TIMES. i have had enough!!!!!!!!!!!!

2. miss-to-oh i swear to fucking god. i swearr to fuckig god i have had enough of all of this alright, it is a ruthless, infuriating cycle and i am bringing it to a SCREAMING HALT RIGHT NOW! HERE AND NOW! matt is going to Stop making posts about his dick and you are going to Stop replying to them. matt’s dick will never cross your mind again. i am metaphorically wiping your dick memory. this has been dealt with.

3. you are NOT the only one who can say your penis is small. actually, to reiterate point #1, you and miss-to-oh are the two people who CANNOT say your penis is small. you are banned! you have lost your privileges! 

4. can you please get off your lazy ass and clean up that mountain dew you spilled all over the goddamn carpet four days ago because i DID see it!! you cant just put a pillow on the ground and expect me not to pick it up!!! 

[sewerboy420]

I DONT KNOW WHAT UR TALKING ABOUT

[vtoroyluchshiy]

IS THAT ALL YOU HAVE TO FUCKING SAY FOR YOURSELF?

[vtoroyluchshiy]

i love ur leather pants

was that fucking sarcasm 

[vtoroyluchshiy]

sewerboy420:

im the only one who can say my penis is small :(

i have a lot of points to address:

1. i have told you NUMEROUS times to STOP whining about your dick size on the internet it is so FUCKING obnoxious i am at a loss!! i am truly at a loss for words!! how many times have you made a text post about your small dick in the last 12 hours? SEVERAL TIMES. i have had enough!!!!!!!!!!!!

2. miss-to-oh i swear to fucking god. i swearr to fuckig god i have had enough of all of this alright, it is a ruthless, infuriating cycle and i am bringing it to a SCREAMING HALT RIGHT NOW! HERE AND NOW! matt is going to Stop making posts about his dick and you are going to Stop replying to them. matt’s dick will never cross your mind again. i am metaphorically wiping your dick memory. this has been dealt with.

3. you are NOT the only one who can say your penis is small. actually, to reiterate point #1, you and miss-to-oh are the two people who CANNOT say your penis is small. you are banned! you have lost your privileges! 

4. can you please get off your lazy ass and clean up that mountain dew you spilled all over the goddamn carpet four days ago because i DID see it!! you cant just put a pillow on the ground and expect me not to pick it up!!! 

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[mycroft-iceman-holmes]

Screw angst, make my muse genuinely smile in one sentence or less.

[vtoroyluchshiy]

miss-to-oh DID I SAY BOYFRIEND? i don't think i did! he doesn't need to be my boyfriend to NOT WANNA HAVE SEX WITH YOU!!!!

[vtoroyluchshiy]

miss-to-oh watch your back! that's all i said!

[vtoroyluchshiy]

miss-to-oh don't think i don't see you over there.

[vtoroyluchshiy]

sewerboy420 WHAT did i just say?????

[vtoroyluchshiy]

sewerboy420 stop posting about your dick size!!! miss-to-oh watch your fucking back

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[vtoroyluchshiy]

How do you plan a party in space? .... You plANET

that is the worst thing i have ever heard

[vtoroyluchshiy]

so: i got a job that involves sitting around on my laptop for an extended period of time! starting saturday, i will be a lot more active on my threads. just a heads up

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