NOVOS

The face of the legion- Well soon to be eheh...

[vulpesnovos]

your brother likes a GIRL 🤢

Okay??? We all like girls. I like girls. Do you think I wouldn't?

[vulpesnovos]

Goodness gracious! That’s horrible…

I can’t believe someone would do such a thing. Perhaps an arrangement can be made to secure you more nourishment? I am a good cook, after all!

They will HAVE MY HEAD IF THEY KNOW THAT!!!

[alice-lupine]

Have you considered just leaving?

[vulpesnovos]

Leave!?!? LEAVE?!? Im in line to become the next leader of the legion. Give up all that just for some tasty food? Hell no!!

[alice-lupine]

Have you considered that you’ve been groomed all your life and have never made a choice for yourself basically ever?

[vulpesnovos]

...yeah? Thats the whole point, genius. I was genetically chosen because of my inherent intellect and potential for great strength! Who needs free will for all of that!

[alice-lupine]

So you can know what to do when no one else is telling you what to do.

[vulpesnovos]

(Confused, he resorted to the tried and true tactic the legion teaches)

Shut up, woman

[alice-lupine]

So you would’ve listened to me if I was a male?

[vulpesnovos]

... if you ranked higher than me also. But a woman isnt smart enough to understand that [int 4]

[alice-lupine]

She pulls out an old puzzle box

“Here then, my best time on solving this was 2 minutes, I’ll shut up if you can beat that time and get the treat inside.” [int 7]

[vulpesnovos]

(The young man takes the box from her and fiddles with it for some time. After over 5 minutes with no headway he growls in anger) You devil! This isnt no puzzle this is a trick to make me look bad!

[alice-lupine]

“No it’s not, here let me show you”

She takes the puzzle from him and shows him the step by step process to open the puzzle box.

[vulpesnovos]

(He frowns, knowing a woman is smarter than him) you have proved yourself, and for that you have earned my respect, though i dont really want to admit it.

[alice-lupine]

“Understandable, I grew up with people thinking the same thing. So I know it’s not gonna change for you overnight. Think you’ll try to give some consideration to what I say?”

[vulpesnovos]

Okay, but still, id rather be the leader of the legion... its a good life that i already have set for me, and it my duty to fulfill it

[vulpesnovos]

Goodness gracious! That’s horrible…

I can’t believe someone would do such a thing. Perhaps an arrangement can be made to secure you more nourishment? I am a good cook, after all!

They will HAVE MY HEAD IF THEY KNOW THAT!!!

[alice-lupine]

Have you considered just leaving?

[vulpesnovos]

Leave!?!? LEAVE?!? Im in line to become the next leader of the legion. Give up all that just for some tasty food? Hell no!!

[alice-lupine]

Have you considered that you’ve been groomed all your life and have never made a choice for yourself basically ever?

[vulpesnovos]

...yeah? Thats the whole point, genius. I was genetically chosen because of my inherent intellect and potential for great strength! Who needs free will for all of that!

[alice-lupine]

So you can know what to do when no one else is telling you what to do.

[vulpesnovos]

(Confused, he resorted to the tried and true tactic the legion teaches)

Shut up, woman

[alice-lupine]

So you would’ve listened to me if I was a male?

[vulpesnovos]

... if you ranked higher than me also. But a woman isnt smart enough to understand that [int 4]

[alice-lupine]

She pulls out an old puzzle box

“Here then, my best time on solving this was 2 minutes, I’ll shut up if you can beat that time and get the treat inside.” [int 7]

[vulpesnovos]

(The young man takes the box from her and fiddles with it for some time. After over 5 minutes with no headway he growls in anger) You devil! This isnt no puzzle this is a trick to make me look bad!

[alice-lupine]

“No it’s not, here let me show you”

She takes the puzzle from him and shows him the step by step process to open the puzzle box.

[vulpesnovos]

(He frowns, knowing a woman is smarter than him) you have proved yourself, and for that you have earned my respect, though i dont really want to admit it.

[vulpesnovos]

Goodness gracious! That’s horrible…

I can’t believe someone would do such a thing. Perhaps an arrangement can be made to secure you more nourishment? I am a good cook, after all!

They will HAVE MY HEAD IF THEY KNOW THAT!!!

[alice-lupine]

Have you considered just leaving?

[vulpesnovos]

Leave!?!? LEAVE?!? Im in line to become the next leader of the legion. Give up all that just for some tasty food? Hell no!!

[alice-lupine]

Have you considered that you’ve been groomed all your life and have never made a choice for yourself basically ever?

[vulpesnovos]

...yeah? Thats the whole point, genius. I was genetically chosen because of my inherent intellect and potential for great strength! Who needs free will for all of that!

[alice-lupine]

So you can know what to do when no one else is telling you what to do.

[vulpesnovos]

(Confused, he resorted to the tried and true tactic the legion teaches)

Shut up, woman

[alice-lupine]

So you would’ve listened to me if I was a male?

[vulpesnovos]

... if you ranked higher than me also. But a woman isnt smart enough to understand that [int 4]

[alice-lupine]

She pulls out an old puzzle box

“Here then, my best time on solving this was 2 minutes, I’ll shut up if you can beat that time and get the treat inside.” [int 7]

[vulpesnovos]

(The young man takes the box from her and fiddles with it for some time. After over 5 minutes with no headway he growls in anger) You devil! This isnt no puzzle this is a trick to make me look bad!

[vulpesnovos]

Goodness gracious! That’s horrible…

I can’t believe someone would do such a thing. Perhaps an arrangement can be made to secure you more nourishment? I am a good cook, after all!

They will HAVE MY HEAD IF THEY KNOW THAT!!!

[alice-lupine]

Have you considered just leaving?

[vulpesnovos]

Leave!?!? LEAVE?!? Im in line to become the next leader of the legion. Give up all that just for some tasty food? Hell no!!

[alice-lupine]

Have you considered that you’ve been groomed all your life and have never made a choice for yourself basically ever?

[vulpesnovos]

...yeah? Thats the whole point, genius. I was genetically chosen because of my inherent intellect and potential for great strength! Who needs free will for all of that!

[alice-lupine]

So you can know what to do when no one else is telling you what to do.

[vulpesnovos]

(Confused, he resorted to the tried and true tactic the legion teaches)

Shut up, woman

[alice-lupine]

So you would’ve listened to me if I was a male?

[vulpesnovos]

... if you ranked higher than me also. But a woman isnt smart enough to understand that [int 4]

[vulpesnovos]

Goodness gracious! That’s horrible…

I can’t believe someone would do such a thing. Perhaps an arrangement can be made to secure you more nourishment? I am a good cook, after all!

They will HAVE MY HEAD IF THEY KNOW THAT!!!

[alice-lupine]

Have you considered just leaving?

[vulpesnovos]

Leave!?!? LEAVE?!? Im in line to become the next leader of the legion. Give up all that just for some tasty food? Hell no!!

[alice-lupine]

Have you considered that you’ve been groomed all your life and have never made a choice for yourself basically ever?

[vulpesnovos]

...yeah? Thats the whole point, genius. I was genetically chosen because of my inherent intellect and potential for great strength! Who needs free will for all of that!

[alice-lupine]

So you can know what to do when no one else is telling you what to do.

[vulpesnovos]

(Confused, he resorted to the tried and true tactic the legion teaches)

Shut up, woman

[vulpesnovos]

Goodness gracious! That’s horrible…

I can’t believe someone would do such a thing. Perhaps an arrangement can be made to secure you more nourishment? I am a good cook, after all!

They will HAVE MY HEAD IF THEY KNOW THAT!!!

[alice-lupine]

Have you considered just leaving?

[vulpesnovos]

Leave!?!? LEAVE?!? Im in line to become the next leader of the legion. Give up all that just for some tasty food? Hell no!!

[alice-lupine]

Have you considered that you’ve been groomed all your life and have never made a choice for yourself basically ever?

[vulpesnovos]

...yeah? Thats the whole point, genius. I was genetically chosen because of my inherent intellect and potential for great strength! Who needs free will for all of that!

[vulpesnovos]

Goodness gracious! That’s horrible…

I can’t believe someone would do such a thing. Perhaps an arrangement can be made to secure you more nourishment? I am a good cook, after all!

They will HAVE MY HEAD IF THEY KNOW THAT!!!

[alice-lupine]

Have you considered just leaving?

[vulpesnovos]

Leave!?!? LEAVE?!? Im in line to become the next leader of the legion. Give up all that just for some tasty food? Hell no!!

[vulpesnovos]

Goodness gracious! That’s horrible…

I can’t believe someone would do such a thing. Perhaps an arrangement can be made to secure you more nourishment? I am a good cook, after all!

They will HAVE MY HEAD IF THEY KNOW THAT!!!

[alice-lupine]

Alice was walking around the Mojave, enjoying the rare chill that was going around the dessert during the day before being surprised by what appeared to be snow coming down.

“What In the god damn-“

@june-fallout @okaybooner @vallianttreedreamland (couldn’t find your courier 5 account)

[vulpesnovos]

SNOW IS A MYTH

[alice-lupine]

White cold stuff is thrown at Novos.

[vulpesnovos]

BLEHH! What is this crap! Its cold!!! Ew ew ew ewwww

[vulpesnovos]

You seem very hungry, Smaller Vulpes. Are you alright? Since you are male you are biologically incapable of cooking, yes? Do you not have someone cooking for you?

I CAN cook. I JUST HAVE these STUPID nannies basically who wont let me eat anything! How am i gonna get insanely buff at this rate.... boohoohooo

//The people in question are the Legion Vultures. They're the caretakers of the next leader of the legion. They suck!!!

[alice-lupine]

Alice was walking around the Mojave, enjoying the rare chill that was going around the dessert during the day before being surprised by what appeared to be snow coming down.

“What In the god damn-“

@june-fallout @okaybooner @vallianttreedreamland (couldn’t find your courier 5 account)

[vulpesnovos]

SNOW IS A MYTH

[vulpesaltilis]

Courier Linda: Howdy Hun! Would you like some cookies?

(Not taking the cookies immediately) Huh. Whenever I leave the fort, people seem to give me food. Is this some sort of common hospitality?

@yourmateyoya

[yourmateyoya]

Courier Linda:Oh well, it just I made some cookies and seeing if anyone wanted any of them.

@june-fallout and @vulpesnovos would you like some?

[vulpesnovos]

HOLY CRAP HOLY CRAP COOOOOOOKIEEEEESSS PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE CAN I HAVE ONE PPLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

[june-fallout]

No one has ever made food for me before! I don’t know how to feel about this…

Oh. I think he feels very positive about this.

This is the bee’s knees! I’ve located two good eaters. Great! If I don’t feed a person at least once a day I still start twitching.

[yourmateyoya]

@vulpesnovos “here you go sweetheart!”

“Here you go June! Also I brought some treats for piglet!”

[vulpesnovos]

(He eats them like he hasnt eaten in weeks)

Novos you- you know what the Vultures will do if they catch you like this?

(Annoyed) Does it look like I care what they think right now?

Fair... and uh, miss, I wouldn't mind one either...

[vulpesaltilis]

Courier Linda: Howdy Hun! Would you like some cookies?

(Not taking the cookies immediately) Huh. Whenever I leave the fort, people seem to give me food. Is this some sort of common hospitality?

@yourmateyoya

[yourmateyoya]

Courier Linda:Oh well, it just I made some cookies and seeing if anyone wanted any of them.

@june-fallout and @vulpesnovos would you like some?

[vulpesnovos]

HOLY CRAP HOLY CRAP COOOOOOOKIEEEEESSS PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE CAN I HAVE ONE PPLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

[vulpesnovos]

A bag filled with preserves has been left out with a note labeled “for the fox that could kick my ass. From lupine”

(You can feel eyes staring at you from a bush out of reach)

@alice-lupine

(Novos scoops up the bag and inspects the tag) euh... f.....uuuu.....eeerrrr.... tuuuhhh....eeee... (he looks around, spotting a bewildered Altilis) Brother, could you help me with this? Words are being difficult again

[vulpesnovos]

Poppyhead

:((((( noooooooo guys whyyyyyy

[vulpesaltilis]

This ^^^

[yourmateyoya]

*poopyhead

[vulpesnovos]

IM NOT A POOPY HEAD NOOOOO

[vulpesnovos]

Poppyhead

:((((( noooooooo guys whyyyyyy