[vulturepunk-archival]

HEY I MOVED i’m @vulturepunk now (same url, different account)

[bubblebaath]

bad thoughts forming

[cyberscully]

[sparrf-blog]

[lesstalkmoreillustration]

Eddie Putera

[doctorfunk-deactivated20260514]

Cat bath

[owlmylove]

it’s officially impossible for me to fall in love bc last night at a party drunk-me remembered that sober-me had thrown 3 funsize kitkats into my bag with the explicit thought “drunk-me is going to be so excited when she finds these” and i don’t think any other person is gonna be able to love me like that

[transcendental-genderism-deacti]

but what did drunk you ever do for sober you

[owlmylove]

one time i blacked out and woke up to find 13 full sized rolls of ritz crackers in my bag bc drunk me is also an ideal provider

[sunlessflower]

[coolpupmom]

I finally found some time to plant some flowers!! ig: cooldogmom

[shiftythrifting]

I went to goodwill looking for a nightstand and found this bear instead- it had a tag on it that said “Hugstrocity” and that was made in Portland, Oregon- and it a website, so when I got it home I decided to look up what it was. The website won’t load, but there’s a twitter and a tumblr for them! …. that haven’t been touched since 2013. 

I named him Friend.

[curseworm]

human brain: sometimes we need to do boring things with no gratification or immediate benefit

monkey brain: absolutely not. die

[lemonsharks]

Human brain: ok what if we eat chips while we do the boring thing

monkey brain: I’m suspicious but keep talking

[tmgtweets]

[yourplayersaidwhat]

If you call it the Waifu catalogue one more time I’m calling the cops

my DM to me when I mention the monster manual (via yourplayersaidwhat)

[pajamaslam-deactivated20190101]

turns out we all gotta stay alive 

[badamazonfinds]

[snailtongue]

[catsuggest]

please teach me how to be a cat, Cat

1. be beautéful & graceful 2. never let anybody tell you what to do3. cuddle with your beloved ones