#how to exist

[mofumomoka]

how to exist

(29/4/24)

kiss me on the mouth love loud like a sailor show the world you care hold on no matter how far apart when you get a taste when you get to know me tell me my flavour show me myself in your light i don’t believe in god i have no trust in love but i believe you’re my saviour i know you will teach me how

c.m

♫

[squintclover]

[goldenrosesrp]

0 . 07 TᗩKE Oᖴᖴ

i can make these pretty fast ? but tumblr hurts my soul . anyways . tech . futuristic . dystopian . aesthetic with a horizontal orientation but it is also made with a different page size than your usual printer paper . ( but like who prints out their oc sheets anyways ? ) it is also a custom doc for somebody and is four pages long so it's ideal for a more simple character sheet . this doc also uses drawings a lot so if you need any help with that let me know ! space for only a few images . let me know if you want another page added or ? i mean i have no life so ... + ) : do not remove my credit ! please + ) : please like , reblog , and hit the bell ! ( or reblog and all that ) + ) : to use please enter the doc ( link included in source ) -> ғɪʟᴇ -> ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ᴀ ᴄᴏᴘʏ    + ) : to contact me if you have any qᴜᴇsᴛɪᴏɴs / ᴄᴏᴍᴍᴇɴᴛs /ᴄᴏɴᴄᴇʀɴs or if you just want to say hi ;   my discord is @ᴄᴀᴅᴇɴᴄᴇ#𝟿𝟻𝟿𝟺 but feel free to pm me on tumblr !   i'm not online often , but i'll reply as soon as i can !

[theliminalbeing]

why is everything so devastatingly boring???

[kezibun]

The Ultimate Guide to Existing as a Human 

Perfect for Aliens, monsters, struggling humans, royal orangutans called Louie and cats with thumbs, Great for either attempting to exist as a human or to care for a human you have acquired.

"This guide helped me fit in like a real human"~ Barbra the Alien. 

Hydrate frequently,

Humans need regular consumption of H2O commonly called water in the English language. A healthy daily dose of H2O is said to be 2-3 human Liter measures depending on the human per star cycle. Many consume their daily amount of H2O in other beverages; favourites among many humans would be coffee, Tea, a flavoured carbonated drink, juice and many more. 

Frequently consume food.

Not too Frequent (looking at you cats with thumbs) but not too sparse either. 

It is estimated the average human should consume solid food every 2-6 large human time measures, a popular choice to devour a large sum of food is 3 times a star cycle with a 4 large human time measures gap having small 'snacks' a small delicacy usually either very healthy or very unhealthy, when one feels what they call peckish or ever so slightly hungry. 

Resting.

Sleep is the most important form of resting, many humans do not keep to regular healthy schedules of slumber so do not worry about seeming odd while failing attempts at copying a human-like sleep pattern but do aim to get a good amount of sleep for the humans around you may worry.

The average fully grown human needs about 7-9 human time measures of sleep, usually acquired while the earth's star is not visible. Human younglings need more sleep 9-12 and infants need 12-17. 

Socialising,

Socialising is a necessity to human life, even if many don't like it or find it hard, if you are struggling with socialising you may be seen as awkward or shy but fear not I have a solution, many many humans especially younger humans enjoy what they call memes, photographs with relatable jokes. Share a few with some humans to create 'friends' but be careful because some humans don't 'get' or understand some memes so choose wisely to get those humans to laugh. 

That's all the advice I have for you today, enjoy your star cycle. 

[sashtoninx]

Sometimes I get being "conscious of myself" when I am walking, then I forget how to walk because I cannot feel my legs anymore.

[randommle]

omg TOO much energy