many fall but one remains

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[vvardynfell]

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[pandyssian-deactivated20210112]

OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED 

I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT

[dameofspace]

And at that moment, the foundation of that entire meme became something like this:

[heyaeya]

THAT EXPLAINS WHY MEN GO DOWN ON ONE KNEE WHEN THEY PROPOSE

[thevvinterbeard]

OH MY GOD

[syristones-deactivated20131109]

I will never not laugh at this.

[commanderchrist-deactivated2017]

I had this friend who used to brag to us all the time that he could catch his cum in his mouth without fail every time he masturbated.  He actually wrote down how many times he successfully did it.  327.  I’ll never forget that number.  And every day at school, he would talk about this.  It was always during lunch my sophomore year of high school, too..so it was extremely unnecessary.  He used to always try to demonstrate his techniques with packets of mayonnaise but we’d always threaten to move tables so he’d stop.  He was really one of those people who needed attention constantly.  Aside from those times at lunch, he was a completely normal dude.  Like…even after class we’d ask him about that stuff and be like “dude, what was with that cum stuff at lunch,” and he’d always look at us like we were crazy and say “what the hell are you talking about?”  I’ll never forget that classmate.  His great personality will always be remember but his perplexing obsession with catching his own ejaculate in his mouth will live on forever at my previous high school.  He was a one of a kind guy.  His name was Norman Reedus.

[iicarys]

straight man: *speaks*

me and the only other gay person in class:

[mexicanjesuschrist-deactivated2]

[robogineer]

[weirdmageddon]

i feel kinda fucked up that im living in a country with a nazi regime and not being able to do anything about it and nothing is working. we need to take to the streets in droves and riot. gather thousands of people. throw rocks at the white house. sprinkle sugar on the campgrounds where the tents are gonna be built (2 lbs of sugar can ruin up to one ton of unset concrete). or throw hydrogen peroxide filled water balloons at the exposed steel to corrode it faster because theyre literally building concentration camps in 106°F texas heat for children who cannot regulate their body temperature like adults

nobody in power is listening so we have to do it ourselves

[weirdmageddon]

more info on the location and science on how to destroy the building site

children count and weather source

and remember

just. fight back. please…dont just stand by. do whatever you can, spreading info is something everyone can do

[woolawool-deactivated20220724]

I would like to announce that from now on my blog is going to exclusively post really niche memes aimed at pirates

[woolawool-deactivated20220724]

This blog is NSFL (not safe for landlubbers)

[alisonzai]

lmfao sports literally just b like. put it in the hole

[magicalgirlmindcrank]

bottoms b like that too

[homo-nerd-grizz]

[hotfriend]

public high school things •naruto kids •kids punching windows •kahoot •"miss…..miss……c'mon" •leaks coming from everywhere •screams from every direction

[bringmoreknives]

•jeopardy review games •chicken nuggets that are orange and all the same shape •people fighting for no reason •couples who make out in the hallway like they’re never gonna see each other again •those kids who take the bathroom pass and disappear for half of class

[prophetcreek-deactivated2023040]

•clapping in the middle of lunch for no reason? •only going to the homecoming game •being embarrassed by the student art in the hall •that one teacher that no one calls mr./Mrs./miss/etc but instead just their last name •hearing yelling from other classrooms and wondering wtf is going on????

[iwatobigreg]

- People who stop in the middle of the goddamn hallway - That one kid who always has a winter coat on no matter what - ‘Gay table’ - Kids who rap/blast rap music in the hallway - “—– Please take off your hood/hat.” - The bell doesn’t dismiss you I do - We still have 3 minutes left don’t pack up yet or you’re getting a detention - Mysterious ceiling stains - Smoke coming out of the bathroom -People who skip class and hide in the bathroom all period instead of leaving

[dykeactivities]

those 3 kids who everyone knows are drug dealers

the secretary who is Tired

finding outdated memes printed out and pinned to the walls in teacher offices (ex: condescending willy wonka: “oh so that OTHER teacher didn’t give you homework?? i see”)

singing songs u learned in middle school language classes

the end of class is whenever someone shuffles their papers into a binder or moves their backpack, everyone else will follow like some freaky instinctual mimicry shit

[imnotasweetie]

have u ever seen something so american like… wtf

[subarucloutback-deactivated2018]

[floozys-deactivated20180908]

[marxism-leninism-utenaism]

anime is confirmed bad tbh, except for the animes that i, personally, like

[iamthebestby2ne1]

[fmelku]

[drearyhours]

this is literally the funniest spambot

[vijara]

the way that cis people conceptualize trans identity is so fucking exhausting for so many reasons, like not only is it invalidating to be misgendered in the first place, but then when it happens you have to decide whether to let it slide or whether to speak up about it and risk dealing with annoying or completely inappropriate questions that either should not be asked or could be easily googled. not to mention the percentage of cis ppl that take it as an opportunity to try to launch a theoretical debate about what gender is and isn’t, then putting you in the position of having to prove yourself and defend your own identity

[vijara]

on top of that, you aren’t even allowed to be upset about it b/c lots of cis ppl will try to make you look like the bad guy for not laughing it off or acting polite and understanding and willingly taking on an educator role with them