it's been a while

Hi I'm Martin- 23- they/he/it (This is technically a side blog, all my notifications will show up as jimmybuffetofficial) ☆☆☆

[crebermatrix-deactivated2023080]

So what if I sleep with instant mash potatoes next to me

[crebermatrix-deactivated2023080]

[plumslices]

Do not come into my room without an appointment

[longlistshort]

Reflections Through Flora, a living artwork by Ernesto Maranje located in Ocala, Florida.

Check out more of his work on his website and Instagram.

[yeahiwasintheshit]

[ottermatopoeia]

Incineroar

[iwatobigreg]

what

[hypotheticalpeople]

guy who lives a full lifetime without ever discovering or otherwise inadvertently using his ability to kill trout with his mind

[depsidase]

[weaponmlm]

Wearing a t shirt that says “I have funny ideas about what it means to be a man”

[gaysie]

lentils… you agree.

[exitwound]

mutuals

[guerrillatech]

[zilodak]

[BIG SHOT!]

[allamericansbitch]

every time a rich white celebrity says ‘these last few years have been rough’ while accepting a trophy made of gold and wearing a designer outfit to then go home to their mansion… the rest of the world should get to take a $10,000 out of their bank account. 

[1dietcokeinacan]

This coming from a swiftie account is……jarring to say the least

[logically-asexual]

‘this meeting could have been an e-mail’ but it’s me watching long tiktoks and thinking ‘this could have been a two-sentence text post’

[melangedmess]

babygirl I can feel guilty in ways you can't even imagine

[tastytoecheese]

First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀

[sandsvendor100]

Im Seymour Im Going Cazy

Try To Kill Me God Will Raise Me

Working All Day Never Lazy

This The Life Of Infant Baby