[bigasspants]

pope francis it is your moral obligation to make the entire ocean holy water. the devil cannot be allowed to surf

[bigasspants]

pope leo it is your moral obligation to make the entire ocean holy water. the devil cannot be allowed to surf

[fleshmonger]

Rotating Sandwich Mood Board

Rotating Sandwich Mood Board

[imaanovernafs]

Teach your kids that cooking and cleaning are basic life skills. Not gender roles.

[you-are-another-me]

[trashcangimmick]

[weenhands-deactivated20250319]

i’m okay with change and i’m fine if things are no longer the same i embrace change

[toriaelise]

[kleefkruid]

whenever someone calls USAmerican English the 'movie accent' I remember how somewhere last year I was on a train when suddenly the silence was broken by an american voice behind me somewhere and I immediately thought "Oh no, someones playing their tiktoks out loud again" and automatically turned around to put a face to my annoyance like you do when someones driving bad, and turns out a few rows down were just some actual in the flesh USAmericans having a nice conversation amongst themselves. I am sorry Americans I'm glad they let you out of the phone

[royalturkeyz]

[eternal-liness]

Do you ever feel absent but like from your own life????? Like it feels like every day is here, and you’re fucking missing it.

[polish-lolita]

[cutevirgin]

put me in ur pocket next time u leave

[desperate-acts-of-capitalism]

Published Jan 14, 2025

[coffee-mage-sans-caffeine]

The hilarious part is that we ALREADY DID this part of history. A long, long time ago, when you wanted shit from your local general store, you took your list to the clerk and said "I need this shit" and the clerk said "Oh hey, I think I have all this shit in stock. Gimme a second." And they'd collect up all the shit on your list and ask you how much of shit you wanted and then you'd pay them and walk out with all your shit. And then some fucker opened up the store so people could shop and do the legwork themselves and it cost less in clerks (because you had to use more clerks to get all the shit people wanted to buy) and people started IMPULSE buying things that weren't on their lists. And buying more shit. And the thing is. THE THING IS. The 'clerks get everything' method would have had very little, if any, shoplifting. Which means that the capitalist pigs that owned the businesses recognised that you make more money letting people get their own shit than you lose in shoplifting. Otherwise, we'd all fucking be going to Costco and handing them a list!

[alcrego]

[sackoflower]

you should be adoring me while i'm all comfy in your lap rn but🤷‍♀️

[deadnow-deactivated20250507]

hi I just got a new game called let's sit me on your lap and make out until I've put a wet patch on your thigh, do you wanna come over and play?

[satanlikesmybush]

sometimes a girl just wants to hear really detailed gross fantasies about herself

[viralfrog]