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quick, caesar is facing away, get him!

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Voting ended onMar 16, 2023

My inbox is a lot like that infinite hotel if you consider that the guests are ads from businesses that SHOULDN'T HAVE MY EMAIL ADDRESS

Florida banned masking in 1951 if you see them react to anything a specific way that's their true self don't let them fool you

the secret to life is to always use more spinach and less rice than you think you’ll need

the second secret to life is that fresh air warm sun and a cup of tea will make your problems small enough to start handling

the third secret to life is that violence sometimes really is the answer

Gotta hand it to Charlie, turns out he can star in a video that keeps me entertained and engaged

I have posted that one of the soldiers reading the "Hitler dead" newspaper multiple times today

State trooper started pursuing me in his Ford F-250 so I sped up to 50 mph and he death rattled into a ditch

i hope this email kills us both instantly

Got this fuckass white Roomba off of face book marketplace gonna call him pope loofah

Road rage but instead of getting out of their cars and fighting they make out sloppily

I can finally cancel my therapy appointments I have discovered uncrustables and sweet tea

My liege the peasants are revolting!

Well that's quite a rude way to speak about them isn't it?

Not what I mean!

Oh you meant the verb not the adjective

Went to the grocery and came back wrong

my girlfriend, half asleep: put firefox on the hear me out cake

*opens the oven after preheating to 400*

This is Margaret when she opens that email

Never trust a gentrified food truck, they will write down "Fries (sm)" and put it next to some fuck ass number like 8

Go ahead, put anything.