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WHAT A MESS. random reblogs ig

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Teacher: This assignment is easy, just write about your happiest childhood memory!

Garou: my what

Garou: Time for bed.

Zenko: Mr. Snuffles says I can stay up as long as I want and you need to die.

Garou:

Garou: What the fuck Mr. Snuffles.

Badd: Zenko walked into my room, mumbled “oil” and collapsed on the floor.

Garou: Your sister got possessed by America.

Metal Bat: You and me? We both want the same thing… but we’re gonna have to work near each other.

Amai Mask: You mean together?

Metal Bat: Did you fucking hear me say together??

Genos: Garou got shot at a place called Gunpoint.

Badd: Well, why the fuck would he go to a place called “Gunpoint”? What d- What the FUCK did he think was gonna happen??

Garou: Pretty fucked up that we depict the moon as a girl and the sun as a boy. They’re just floating rocks in space.

Garou: Badd? Wake up, Badd. Listen. They’re sexless.

Badd: The sun isn’t a rock, go back to sleep.

I refuse to die until things are better and that is a threat.

- Garou

Garou: I’m hungry.

Badd: There’s food on the table.

Garou:

Badd: What?

Garou: …… what is this?

Badd: Granola bars?

Garou: I AIN’T EATING THIS SHIT I’M NOT A DAMN BIRD

Badd: STARVE THEN, DAMN

Garou: Sorry I tried to bite you.

Badd: Sorry I swatted you on the nose with a rolled up magazine.

Garou: It’s the only way I’ll learn.

Amai Mask: *enters the room*

Metal Bat: Do you ever get pre-annoyed? Like you already know someone is about to piss you the fuck off?

Badd: What if mayonnaise came in cans?

Garou: That would suck because you can’t microwave metal.

Genos: Good morning to everyone except the both of you specifically.

Badd: My love language is “words of affirmation”.

Garou: Praise kink.

Badd: I fucking hate you.

Tareo: Can I ride my bike outside?

Garou: Do what you want, I’m not your dad.

Garou, running after him two minutes later: NOT IN THE STREET

Genos, gesturing to Garou and Badd: So… which one of you is the pining idiot and which one is the oblivious dumbass?

Oh my god i didnt know my ask about Garou with cats will be like that. Thank you everyone lol. Its just that Garou really looks like a cat person but both are chaotic. His cat is all white like him. Thinks its a gremlin but its actually a cutie (in front of everyone else though. Not Garou. He still thinks his cat is a gremlin but love that cat nonetheless)

It was a pure ask anon. They judge people together.

Also his cat’s the one that slaps things off the table even if it’s being watched.

Genos: I’ve been told numerous times that I am too negative and hostile towards Sonic.

Genos: So, dear Sonic: if my messages have offended you, I humbly apologize. I honestly didn’t think you could read.

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