Just random OC trash

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Isaac: Thomas, did you eat my last powdered donut?!

Thomas: Nooooo, of course not!

Isaac: Then whats that white stuff on your shirt?

Thomas:

Thomas: cocaine

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Nyx: *a prince, well aware that its wrong to fall for a human, especially a fighter*

Wes: *breathes*

Nyx:

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Loki’s first day as a detective:

Loki: Looks like this man was stabbed by hundreds of tiny swords... 

Harvey: Dude wtf, he was bitten by a shark.

Loki: *completely ignoring him* what kind of fish has the ability to wield that many swords at once?

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Nyx: You could’ve died man.

Wesley: Nah, the doctor said all the bleeding was internal. That’s where blood’s supposed to be lmao

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Thomas: I’ve only said I love you to two men in my life.

Thomas: Isaac

Thomas: and a man in a dark club who I mistook for Isaac

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Laufi: Go big or go home

Nyx, with tears in his eyes: Laufi, I’m begging you. For once in your life, go home. Please. Just this once. Go home.

Laufi: [whispers] I’m going big

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Isaac: Oh my god! We need to get you to the hospital! You have 69 open wounds!

Thomas:

Thomas: [actively bleeding to death] nice ;)

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Harvey: I can’t believe you and Isaac broke the bed last night!

Loki: It must have been wild!

Thomas: yeah...

*last night*

Isaac: I bet you can’t jump high enough to touch the ceiling!

Thomas: oh yEAH?!

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London and Cal, at a shooting range:

Cal: Wow! This is great!

London: You’ve never been to a shooting range before, huh?

Cal, throwing another gun at the target: I need more guns.

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Laufi:

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Nyx: stressed

London: depressed

Lyca: possessed

Laufi: obsessed

Six: chicken breast

Nyx: what?

Six: I just wanted to join in...

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Isaac: THOMAS?? ARE YOU ALRIGHT? YOU SAID YOU NEEDED ME URGENTLY I CAME AS FAST AS I--

Thomas: Issy do you hear laurel or yanny

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Thomas: If you water an apple tree with apple juice, is it forced cannibalism?

Isaac:

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Loki and Harvey doing a murder investigation:

Loki: victim is 6'1, his body... has already turned into a ghost...

Harvey: that's just the sheet we cover the body with

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Six: I've always wanted to see the inside of a water tower

Six: you just know they hide good stuff in there

Nyx: water

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Atticus at Starbucks

Atticus: There's a large rat in the bathroom

Barista: ?

Atticus: A large rat

Barista: ?

Atticus: THERES A VENTI RAT IN THE BATHROOM