Cold as Vysse

Sarcastic British guy shitposts.

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what year is it

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Halloween movie idea: Smoldergeist: a Californian family is haunted by a beautiful yet vain spirit that creeps into their selfies and gets more likes on Instagram.

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Tell you what else was difficult to watch: "You're nice and wet."

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I'm not sure if it was the intention but I find all the red room scenes so difficult to watch.

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I've spent my days off this week watching Twin Peaks for the very first time and I've watched the first two seasons, the movie, and episode 1 and 2 of the new season and I think I know even less than when I started.

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i looked to see why i suddenly have so many followers and then i saw the most recent is gayasiantwinks i was like oh

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He’s not missing or anything but just look at him.

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That’s all very well and good internet, but have you seen my dog?

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hello friends

i have pokemon sun and am also watching the walking dead for the first time and there’s a new star wars movie this year??? i never knew

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I tried taking a bath.

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Fallout New Vegas is probably my favourite special edition

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Say what you want but Dead Rising 2's pill case box and syringe pen was pretty dope

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fart

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I wonder if any of these will still work. I had 151 pokemon on Red.

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M&S have made an easter egg that allows you to be grabbed by a cosmic horror and be transported to the nightmare frontier.

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This is actually what’s on fucking television today...

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I finished Grim Fandango

Guess I can breathe a scythe of relief now.