your motherfucking life ends 30 minutes from now

name junie (she/her, trans woman) (avatar by @mumidraws)

[auckie]

[suppermariobroth]

Illustration made by Shigeru Miyamoto during a Donkey Kong arcade design meeting in 1981, included in the court documents from the 1983 Universal vs. Nintendo lawsuit about whether Donkey Kong infringed upon the King Kong trademark.

It is unknown if this character is even supposed to be Donkey Kong to begin with, or a earlier concept that eventually evolved into Donkey Kong, as the illustration was not discussed in more detail during the actual case. Either way, this design resembles a bear more than a gorilla.

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[thecryptkeeper]

happy pride month

[dogpuppy]

[wanmojie]

ok...昨天是maid day，所以我们需要一些......

[buonfire]

LUSTY ARGONIAN MAID BROUGHT 2 LYFE

[whitemacklemore]

what Yoiu dont know about the Thrick Shop Music Video is that they had to edit it Sooo much cuz in reality I'm a badass Vampire Lord. Here's a photo of me from the REAL FOOTAGE wearing my JET BLACK VAMPIRE CLOAK with my two black bat wings and Demons Swords. The two girls are ACTUALLY "Samantha Nightraven" and "Bloodmist Deathweaver" my 2 badass vampire Wolman Friends who have been there with me since day 1 (OF MANY BECAUSE OF MY VAMPIRING NATURE). Samantha has a powerful Blood Gun that can shoot Bullets that can hit ANY target, and Bloodmist has taught herself to imbue her Fisters with Blood Magick Power so she can fire Crazy Beams and punch really good and her ultimate move is that she Lines Her Fingers Up to look like shes gonna crush someones head whoss super far away BUT THE CRAZY THING IS when she goes to do it it ACTUALLY HAPPENS so yeah it's kinda a good thing I have these two Chicas of the Night on my side haha

[chiral-dimensions]

Propane tank pig family

[portaltomb]

this lettuce smells like dog

[iamoutofideas]

you bought dog lettuce

[swarnpert]

[seven-oh-four]

tomodachi life should have a morality slider in character creation. so you can create characters who are jerks, to create more friction and have more interesting interactions. and if they meet the right person, an evil person can have a change of heart, or a good person can be corrupted to the side of evil

[medievaljournalist]

everyone riding the train today got 250 xp after a level 32 dracula wandered onto the tracks

[chimerathingcock]

from the Wikipedia page for "Shipping discourse"

Description (taken from Wikimedia Commons): An illustration of Wikipe-tan and an adult Commons-tan sitting together in a romantic subtext.

[chimerathingcock]

Update from checking the wikipedia alt text (now added here): they're sisters too btw

[puppyevie]

This is why I give money to wikipedia. No other company is willing to host age gap siscon of its subsidiary organizations.

[w-igglytuff]

Been making some lego fellas on the computer

[rpfisfine]

[puppygirllaika]

It's actually so fucking weird that your identity is absolute these days. like, it's been normalized to the point we don't think of it much, but until a hundred years ago, hell even less, you could just kinda. go somewhere else, and be a new person. and that's not a thing anymore.

[secretearthworm]

Yk this is fully untrue right? You can fully still do this if you're willing to change and let go of everything at literally any moment you want

[puppygirllaika]

since a good few people now have said this i want to be clear: you can move to a new town still and change socially, but like. the government still knows who you are. so do tons of corporations. your identity follows you.

[puppygirllaika]

13 hours later and the parade of stupid comments like this has not stopped =_=

[ratbastard69420]

a guy named Rusty cage did a video on how it's impossible to leave your identity behind unless you become a eunuch

[ratbastard69420]

fuck hermit I meant hermit

[puppygirllaika]

Identity is stored in the balls.

[orcapologist]

It's Wet Beast Wednesday

[baristhyena-deactivated20230510]

cmon kid... we've gotta go save Wet Beast Wednesday.... TWO!

[anglaised]

our economy is literally held up by ruining other countries i just cant take this serious like its all a joke a nastyyyyy joke and then on top of that i have to share the planet with ppl who call themselves hufflepuffs

[lovinglifeandallitsflaws]

How dare you lump hufflepuffs with the evils of this world.

[anglaised]

yeah im sure u would think this

[sexhaver]