your motherfucking life ends 30 minutes from now

name junie (she/her, trans woman) (avatar by @mumidraws)

[auckie]

[dogpuppy]

[xtec]

This is what the average YouTube thumbnail looks like now

[noneuclideangarf]

spent too long on this

[theblackparadeisdead]

Gave a gamer girl a hickey call me the Mark Applier

[greatmagisterhexonic]

no

[theblackparadeisdead]

Call this guy the Mark Denier

[greatmagisterhexonic]

no

[theblackparadeisdead]

Call this guy the Mark Replier

[desk-drawerr]

He eat a nemon

[smallmariofindings]

Officially licensed Game Boy-themed 1992 Mario wristwatch.

Source: secondhandstory

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[w-igglytuff]

gucci flip flops fuckin hit your bitch in my socks this a big watch diamonds drippin off of the clock

[irondive]

[virtualgirladvance]

[lowpawly]

people foolishly dismiss desserts and treats as having no nutritional value when they actually are necessary for refilling your sanity stat. to prove my point please observe the emotional stability of the next person you meet who doesnt let themselves ever eat any form of dessert

[plague-vulture]

washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes

[juniepops]

Girlfriend: "when we have sex tonight can you be normal and not talk like the English dub of a Nintendo Direct"

Me: "of course baby"

Me two hours later: "We hope you're looking forward to scissoring, fingering, and licking your way to an orgasm as soon as this presentation ends. But for now, that's all the time we have"

[dinovelvet]

[sharkinablanket]

[thefoolishkat]

and they are the bestest of friends

[dogpuppy]

[fairycosmos]

the way the dinosaurs were here for like 180 million years and we're just like ughhh rip to the monsters. now onto the main story of planet earth humanity. btw we're 3 seconds old

[transjinako]

[suppermariobroth]

Illustration made by Shigeru Miyamoto during a Donkey Kong arcade design meeting in 1981, included in the court documents from the 1983 Universal vs. Nintendo lawsuit about whether Donkey Kong infringed upon the King Kong trademark.

It is unknown if this character is even supposed to be Donkey Kong to begin with, or a earlier concept that eventually evolved into Donkey Kong, as the illustration was not discussed in more detail during the actual case. Either way, this design resembles a bear more than a gorilla.

Main Blog | Patreon | Twitter | Bluesky | Source: GamingHistorian , via Drew Mackie

[thecryptkeeper]

happy pride month

[dogpuppy]