The Signs and Love II:
Aries: You wear the pants in the relationship. You wear all the pants. Your partner is getting cold.
Taurus: When you say you love every bit of someone you better mean it. Make a check list. People forget about the cartilage.
Gemini: You are a lover like the produce section. You conjure many an image. You also make good salads.
Cancer: Surprise your significant other does not mean “startle them until they ask you to stop”. You are wasting a lot of money on confetti and air horns.
Leo: You love like the night sky. Boundless, and unattainable except to a small group of people who went to school for a long time.
Virgo: You show everyone you meet new and exiting ways to love. This is not always a good thing.
Libra: You leave a warm memory with everyone who loves you. A memory that, should you chose, can be used to burn their house down.
Scorpio: A guilty pleasure is a matter of attitude. Otherwise its just a pleasure.
Ophiuchus: You love like a rack for drying spices, slowly draining the moisture out of things until they are new and tasty.
Sagittarius: You love like a lance. Enough force to knock a motherfucker off a horse.
Capricorn: Bisexual Astro-communism.
Aquarius: You love with the intensity of a frat boy crushing a beer can against his forehead. Get drunk enough and pain is part of the fun.
Pisces: You love like a book of poetry. Confusing, but only at first.
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