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[boy-gender]

I think barracudas should be transmasc icons because in high school my best friend tried to kill me with her car bc she didnt like that i was transitioning to a man and then 10 years later on her honeymoon she almost lost her leg in a barracuda attack even though attacks on humans are exceedingly rare

Barracuda transmasc ally

[boy-gender]

i dont know how to edit photos this is the best i could do

[kneatle]

I got the game and now I get to feed my miis cigarettes too. >:)

[anothertorturedpoetmarie]

optimist: this glass is half full

pessimist: this glass is half empty

me: this cup was good, it was really good

[capricornluna-deactivated201810]

this blog hates donald trump

[pearlmarley]

Look how many people hate him. I’m pretty damn happy about that 😁😁😁😁😁😁

[aggressivetapdancing]

I’ve never reblogged something so fast

[parappa-raps]

This blog hates, donald trump!

[imb0ring]

I hate his ass

[melancholy-mercury]

hey what if we have a solitaire summer and we all find ourselves on the roof of our burning school after solving a mystery that somehow revolved around us while we kiss the guy we got stuck in the burning school with? no? you want hot girl summer? okay.

[w1tchang3l]

Who is this “you” person. I demand Solitaire Summer !!!

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.

[w1tchang3l]

I love love

~ a transmasc with their fluid partner

[genuine-tea-addict]

im slowly but surely bringing my aled back to life and @w1tchang3l 's tori with him trust

[w1tchang3l]

You’ve been a great help on reminding me to SWITCH BLONGS 😭

[genuine-tea-addict]

blongs.

[w1tchang3l]

This is bullying

[genuine-tea-addict]

im slowly but surely bringing my aled back to life and @w1tchang3l 's tori with him trust

[w1tchang3l]

You’ve been a great help on reminding me to SWITCH BLONGS 😭

[chronicallypessimist]

today charlie gave me a mimikyu charm for my bag. today is not my birthday. i dont use bag charms. my bag now has a mimikyu

[al3d-sees-st4rs]

he gave me a little snorlax recently too! does charlie like pokemon and i didn't know it?

[w1tchang3l]

we used to watch it a lot as kids and he got back into it. prepare for pokemon gifts for the nxt 2 months

[w1tchang3l]

Okay so I’m not exactly proud of this but I drew how I picture Tori— specifically in Solitaire

[w1tchang3l]

MICHAEL HOLDEN HEADCANONS because I’m annoying

- Michael lives with his grandmother, who is old and fairly well off— hense Michael’s house—but rather distant. Like I picture a younger Michael going “Grandma I got in *insert super important skating competition*!” And her responding with a tired “That’s nice, dear.” I mean the man has terrible grades, no one at his skating events, and casually just gets suspended for 3 days. No one is really looking out for him

- Adding onto this, I picture Michael’s much earlier childhood as living with extremely toxic parents. Alcoholic dad on a recliner and a mom who’s never home. I imagine he lived there until he was about 9. I don’t know why exactly I picture Michael with such a shit homelife. He gives me vibes like his worst fear is the quote “if there was an angry man in your house, there will always be an angry man in your house” because of his lines about always being angry

- Michael likes jazz

- He exclusively had female friends as a child. And I highly doubt any of these friendships were particularly valuable to anyone that wasn’t Michael

- The kid that had to be made to skip recess a lot but was deeply sweet. I picture my classmate when I was in 1st grade (Year 2) who was always interrupting the teacher without thinking but had rigid beautiful handwriting and really wanted to be everyone’s friend

- He has a really good relationship with one of the reception ladies at TRUHAM. Sweet old lady who he talked to a lot

- Michael loves to braid hair

- Michael was a horse girl

- Michael’s favorite Disney movie is Mulan. Before anyone gets on my ass for Beauty and the Beast, it’s wasn’t his personal movie collection it was Becky’s

[mawofthemagnetar]

What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?

When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.

[cosmosexxxplorer]

I love how if you've only read Heartstopper and seen the extra arts you'd think Tori and Michael are the average grumpy x sunshine trope but then you read Solitaire and you realize "oh no they're both fucked in the head"

[vamp1re-kaleidoscope]

Michael Holden but he's slightly pan flag colored

[w1tchang3l]

Okay I have no one to tell this to so Tumblr will have to suffice —

I think I found someone to associate with Michael Holden and this TERRIFIES ME

Ive never connected with a character more than Tori Spring, every aspect of her is me. Especially her sillier qualities no one talks about. I think I’m a lot angrier than she is but that’s probably the C-PTSD, and I actually genuinely enjoy reading (I have Michael Holden flair basically lmao)

And I’m friends with a girl incredibly similar to Michael Holden. And by friends I mean we constantly talk to each other and hold hands and kiss and we go on dates. They’re SO similar it drives me nuts.

This is incredibly scary to me because if I associate her with Michael it will hurt so much worse when she leaves so I just keep like pretending that’s not a character I associate her with in my head.

This is driving me NUTS

[killjoynoodlee]

I LOBE THEM SO MUCH GUYS