MICHAEL HOLDEN HEADCANONS because I’m annoying
- Michael lives with his grandmother, who is old and fairly well off— hense Michael’s house—but rather distant. Like I picture a younger Michael going “Grandma I got in *insert super important skating competition*!” And her responding with a tired “That’s nice, dear.” I mean the man has terrible grades, no one at his skating events, and casually just gets suspended for 3 days. No one is really looking out for him
- Adding onto this, I picture Michael’s much earlier childhood as living with extremely toxic parents. Alcoholic dad on a recliner and a mom who’s never home. I imagine he lived there until he was about 9. I don’t know why exactly I picture Michael with such a shit homelife. He gives me vibes like his worst fear is the quote “if there was an angry man in your house, there will always be an angry man in your house” because of his lines about always being angry
- He exclusively had female friends as a child. And I highly doubt any of these friendships were particularly valuable to anyone that wasn’t Michael
- The kid that had to be made to skip recess a lot but was deeply sweet. I picture my classmate when I was in 1st grade (Year 2) who was always interrupting the teacher without thinking but had rigid beautiful handwriting and really wanted to be everyone’s friend
- He has a really good relationship with one of the reception ladies at TRUHAM. Sweet old lady who he talked to a lot
- Michael loves to braid hair
- Michael was a horse girl
- Michael’s favorite Disney movie is Mulan. Before anyone gets on my ass for Beauty and the Beast, it’s wasn’t his personal movie collection it was Becky’s