"AH!!! DON'T DO THAT AGAIN!???"
You have encountered.. Eugh. BIVEKIT. A full on anxiety pack, exactly what anyone would need!
Okay joking joking I get it BIVEKIT might be pretty annoying, but it's nothing out of the norm, really. You know why I'm here for.
TODAY!!! WE HAVE EVERYONE'S FAVORITE SHOW!!!!
Hello everyone hello everyone it's your beloved host Kattie and today we are going to take a look at BIVEKIT's appearance. Make yourself comfortable. (Also apologies if I'm only using a specific pronoun I want to lock in w the appearance so I may not take that in equation right now)
-Side note. In this au every Phighter has some type of plant or animal genes. This will be important for how everything goes especially for his behavior and whatever not. Also, their bones, organs, blood.. They all have the colors of their horns. Be informed.
".. UH.. WHAT?? AN INTERVIEW ABOUT ME?? WHAT?? IS THIS A PODCAST?! IS THIS WHAT THEY CALL IT??? WHAT AM I DOING HERE??? I HAVE BETTER WORK TO DO THAN
-Alright. Now that we're set with our terms and conditions, I'd like to think that BIVEKIT has to do with animals and living beings that are often perceived as 'weird' and 'disgusting'. Even so, he's not a body. BIVEKIT is simply perceived by everyone, and this is very important to know.
-Tufted deer.
-Melanistic Whitetail.
-Stag Beetle.
-Male dobsonfly.
-Mink.
-Hare.
-Indian flying fox.
-Mantis shrimp.
-Harbour seal.
-Trapdoor spider.
SIDENOTE: BIVEKIT does not have stable genes. By some people, he can be even seen as a donkey, fox, duck, bear; whatever vibes the inpheral gets. He doesn't have a stable form.
-Speaking of this, as I said, BIVEKIT does not have a body. Underneath that coat there's endless fur. Nothing more, nothing less. Has no organs, no bones, no veins, just fur that at first may seem stable and firm to the touch, but if you push your hand into her 'skin' just hard enough? Your hand will sink in endless plush. (Mink effect, for one.) (also another reason why they avoid showering constantly. Yes, he 100% acts like BIVE, but it's also because.. Well.. Let's just say that his bathing routine is.. Interesting.) (genuienly nobody knows what's under all of whatever that is. Some people say it's a corpse. Some inphernals say it's a bunch of rats making up his figure. Some inphernal say it's a skeleton. No one knows.)
-Despite this fur, his 'body' is full of nerves. He can feel it if someone tries to cut through him, or simply push their hand past her fur. She doesn't want to know how that feels like, so they get irritated and defensive fast.
-His antlers don't have a specific shape. In fact, albeit they are sort of supposed to represent antlers, they're constantly changing shapes depending on their mood. She can't really control that, and the horns can't shed because well. They aren't really antlers anyway. It's more like a buncha atoms trying to mimic a body in vain. I like to think that those thin, red bindings are supposed to keep the horns in a specific shape so they kinda look like antlers.
-The question mark over their head lights up when he discovers something. "EUREKA!!!"
-Short hair. He needs it like that.
-If he'd have eyes, they'd look exactly like a hare's. Genuienly, you don't want to see that.
-His glasses are his eyes. ("Where are his glasses he can't see without his glasses!?") if someone breaks a lense it's like stabbing her eye. Don't do that. It hurts badly. His glasses can't be stolen because they're attached to his face. It's just that Phighters can't really see that. Thanks to having a mantis shrimp's genes, those glasses can literally utilize up to 16 types of photoreceptors. They're all needed for her cases and research. Your trusty detective.)
-This guy has a weird ass mouth. No straight teeth. Not even fully sharp teeth. In fact, some are sharper, some are flat, but none are smaller. That would be considered a weakness. Weirdly enough, each tooth has its.. Own function.
-WEIRDDDD THINGGGGG, if having mandibles wasn't odd enough already, hers are literally inside of her cheeks. If they open their mouth fully, the mandibles pop out on their own. Yes, she can grind them together to make noise when it feels content and safe enough. She NEVER shows them though, has been called gross more times than he can remember. (They're also used for handling food easier.)
"M.. MY MOUTH??? NOTHING'S WRONG WITH IT!! BACK OFF!!"
-While Medkit's body can heal itself while Madkit's practically frozen insides (core temperature between -2.9 and 11 degrees) can hardly even register damage, BIVEKIT can't really get hurt. Yes, he'll feel it if someone tries, but his body is literally nothing. Even if he's cut in half, his body will recreate itself 'tissue by tissue'. He can't die by physical weapons.
-Has relevantly big bat ears and a tag on one of them with a big fucking price .
-All of his senses are abnormally sharp as a 'normal' thing. Being a detective forced his body to lock in.
-Under the gloves he's forced to wear he has.. Soft hands, actually. The fur on his palms and fingers has to stay brushed for the gloves to fit them, so when someone touched them, they're very soft. But they do have callouses.
-Deer tail aswell,,,
-I like to think that he's in one of those cartoonish situations where under the coat he wears he's full of everything. Weapons, ammunition, substances, all for the usage in the middle of solving a case or a dangerous situation. Ultimate 'im ready' creature.
-His throat actually looks like it's made from many millipedes' legs. They can open and reveal what's inside, but he ain't doing allat. Straight up body horror.
(Yes more will be added)
