BITE ME!!!!!!!!!!!

EVER WONDERED WHAT IT'D BE LIKE TO BE A BIRD OR A BUG OR SOMETHIN ((Wade Martin RP blog)) ((FC: Seth Green))

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"how would you describe yourself"

[heycinco]

[goraeintheskyy]

#this is it this is american television

[uncool-666]

that all happened in under 2 minutes

[sexfully]

this speaks to me

[lugoji]

Welcome. :)

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SO GLAD EVERYONE AT THIS SCHOOL IS MADE ENTIRELY OF ASS

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wtf is wrong with teenagers 

[cazfax]

promblem? bro we are teen We are teen bro if you have  a problem please remember we are teen we are so fuckgin teen i love being Teen Im A TEEn i love teens im a teen im teen Bro. im teen,. your teen. we’er all teen everyone on this websute is teen

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wade if you dont calm the fuck down i s2g u will have these hands

I AM PERFECTLY CALM

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  IT COMES EASILY WHEN U HAVE THE SKILL I HAVE

TRUST ME IM A DOCTOR

DR. SICK MOVES

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Go lie down and eat a cookie

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NO

BUT DO YOU HAVE ANY

[prenderfuego]

ok. kill Your father

[rumxrhasit]

soon

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  WELL IS

THIS REAL ENOUGH FOR YOU

*starts breakdancing gently*

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how do you gently breakdance

what is this

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IT COMES EASILY WHEN U HAVE THE SKILL I HAVE

TRUST ME IM A DOCTOR

DR. SICK MOVES

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is wade even real

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2 REAL 4 U

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You’re not even 10% real

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WELL IS THIS REAL ENOUGH FOR YOU

*starts breakdancing gently*

[prenderfuego]

wade is living the life of excitement right now that none of you could ever achieve in your 40 yr average lifespan 

[waaaaaade]

IM GONNA FUCKIN SUPLEX EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU

[prenderfuego]

you are literally going to give yourself an aneurism before you’re 20

[waaaaaade]

GOOD

[prenderfuego]

On 11/9/14, at 7:40 PM, im a meme loving fuck wrote: > never rp yugioh on facebook

[prenderfuego]

wade is living the life of excitement right now that none of you could ever achieve in your 40 yr average lifespan 

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IM GONNA FUCKIN SUPLEX EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU

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what even is wade

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is wade even real

[waaaaaade]

2 REAL 4 U

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(macho man randy savage voice) SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM

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WHY’S EVERYONE SO PUMPED AND PISSED OFF TODAY

WHY CAN’T EVERYONE BE COOL AND COLLECTED LIKE ME

LOOK AT ME

FUCKING LOOK AT HOW CHILL I AM

[highelfmxge]

[waaaaaade]

I AM RELAXED