:)

i love stuff

[averagefairy]

cleaning with a mr clean magic eraser is such a sensual experience like the mess just goes away it’s so easy…… i just cleaned the fridge and i was turned on the whole time. mr clean owns my ass

[notlostonanadventure]

This is the weirdest viral marketing campaign ever

[averagefairy]

ITS NOT SPONSORED IM JUST A FREAK FOR QUALITY CLEANING SUPPLIES

[thomaholland]

Liz: You're smiling, did something good happen?

Michelle: Can't I just smile because I feel like it?

Ned: Peter tripped and fell in the parking lot.

[manfuckyopride]

a gay: *breathes*

white girl:

[maxofs2d]

[flirtyteen-deactivated20140514]

I WAS LOOKING AT MY FRIENDS MOLE AND DISCOVERED THAT HER CHIN IS ACTUALLY A SHARK

[drinkableburrito-deactivated201]

you kno wat trope pisses me off

waking up in the morning and having to continue my existence

[firmlygr4spit]

[ellsari]

[daily-showerthoughts]

If I was as sleepy at night as I am in the morning, and as awake in the morning as I am at night… I would be at least double as productive

[2-shane-s]

Date someone who will date you

[methfall]

Need me a freak like that

[alexander]

help

[the-dodo]

Isn’t it satisfying when big cats fit perfectly in small boxes?

[teenscoolest]

[powerfulwizard]

When you’re in a really good mood so you emulate the paw motions that you would make while nursing on your mother when you were a happy little kitten 

[mooschino]

2018 mood

[hellyeahrihannafenty]

Tom Holland does Rihanna’s “Umbrella” on Lip Sync Battle

[dr0wnedperfectionist]

I’m literally zendaya reacting like he didn’t have to go that hard and yet..

[honeybottledrip]

i….don’t know anyone named todd in real life. like ive never actually met a todd. where are they

[honeybottledrip]

new cryptid of 2016: todd