Jokes on You!

Independent Joker RP Blog from 'The Batman' Series. Mutual Exclusive - NSFW - Chill AF / Semi-Hiatus

[waccko]

Sorry for my absence! I had some stress full work weeks and still a busy week ahead so replies will be very slow for a while. Gonna get drafts out whenever I find the time, until then, bear with this slow clown. 

[flashgotthis]

It was hard to guess the exact location of these animals and so Flash simply tried to push forward. He found another two dead ends before he heard the hyenas closing in on him.

He turned around when he heard the painful collision with a mirror and new they were close enough to see his reflection as if he was standing there. Entirely too close for his taste.

He saw both of them approaching and when the first one of them jumped at him he zipped to the side and grabbed its legs. He mustered his strength and pulled at the leg to throw it into the other hyena. He just hoped that it wouldn’t be too hard and they wouldn’t get too injured. Flash had met them for the first time and didn’t know if they were tough animals or not.

He hoped he wouldn’t find that out and tried to run around them to continue his way. Which was harder now that he had to watch his back and he simply couldn’t speed away.

[waccko]

Joker laughed at Flash began to wrestle with the Hyenas. He knew that they weren’t able to stop him but that was not the point, slowing him down was far more important and that he did. So he had time to prepare the next part of the funhouse..

  A hallway with many doors and clocks all over the walls, the ground and the ceiling. So far it didn’t look like much but of course Joker had more in store for Flash than just some plain, old doors.

“Someone will have to mop him off the floor when I’m through with this fella.” He sneered to himself, leaning back in his seat and reaching for a bag of popcorn while he watched Bud and Lou make another charge at Flash, after being tossed around.

Sadly, they ran against a mirror image again and got knocked out cold completely. Beside Flash, was a sign dangling from a broken mirror, showing him the exit to the next room.

[waccko]

Sorry for my absence! I had some stress full work weeks and still a busy week ahead so replies will be very slow for a while. Gonna get drafts out whenever I find the time, until then, bear with this slow clown. 

[waccko]

"Whats something red and is bad for your teeth?" silenece. "A brick."

“I knew you had a sense of humor!”

[harland-quxnn-blog]

“That so huh?” He took out his cork gun and shot at him. It wrapped him in rainbow colored rope and a bow.

[waccko]

Joker blinked, staring at the binding as he tugged at them for a few moments. His red eyes narrowed only for a smirk to surface rather quickly. “Maybe you’re not such a lost cause.” 

[honnoujiproducer-deactivated201]

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[powermadleader]

The Titan glanced at the Joker, not so sure about the criminal’s suggestion. “Really? You sure I have what it takes? I mean, the other Titans don’t really seem to like my jokes.”

[waccko]

“That’s the thing about comedy! You have to MAKE them like your jokes!” He shoved the gas gun right into Robin’s hands and pushed the boy forward. “Don’t let yourself get discouraged by a tough crowd.”

[waccko]

@catgirloftokyo wants to hear a joke!

“And here I thought Bat-Brat’s costume was flashy.”

[sxbahnur-deactivated20180121]

“More like you’re terrifyingly the worst.”

[waccko]

“You flatter me too much ~”

[clxwnrxyalty-blog]

“It has been awhile.”

[waccko]

“And that’s why I need my explosives.”

[mysticsandwonders-blog]

“Hide it, huh?” She asked as she moved to take the coin item.

“…Does it need to be on the same level as people or no?” She could think of multiple places already.

“As long as I am paid, consider it done, Joker~”

[waccko]

“You wanna get paid?...” A growl rested within his voice, features slipping into something rather angry as quickly as they faltered to return to his usual, insane grin.

     “I like that attitude!”

He chuckled before he snapped his fingers, to which Punch and Judy rolled a blackboard over which had a map of the GPD department on it. A pale finger pointed at a room on the map. “That’s where the air vents all connect, you put the coin into the vent, press the button and that’s it!” 

[gowithasmile]

In his off time, Joker is a mild mannered nerdy clown.

[the-boy-wcnder]

Robin quickly looked around the room as the Joker toxin filled it up. He quickly took a deep breath and started to check his utility belt for his gas mask. After a few seconds of fumbling he thought he had left it back in the tower, so he quickly used his cape to cover his face so he can take another breath. He decided to look one more time and he couldn’t find it. So Robin just had to hold his breath and he had to find a way out of the room.

The first thing he tried to do was break down the door. That didn’t work, so he looked around and tried to keep his cool but the only place where he could leave was the window that joker was right beside. He gave Joker a glare before charging at him and started to attack him. Giving him a punch to the face and tried to move him away from the window.

[waccko]

It was more than pleasing to watch Robin freak out, trying to find a way out like a rat in a trap. Eventually, Robin remembered the window and Joker was just waiting for him to do, after all, this was the only way out.

    “Come on, take a deep breath. You could use some chuckles!”

He riled the boy up before he saw a fist coming for him. Oh, someone was getting desperate! Gladly Joker wasn’t just some punching back. With ease did he dodge that punch, sneering into Robin’s face as he kept him from reaching the window.

“I wonder how long you can hold your breath.” He mused in a sing sang voice, avoiding and dodging as good as possible. The brat had to breath eventually!

[flashgotthis]

Flash looked up at the laughing Joker reflections and scowled. He just wanted out of here and be gone. Maybe put the Joker behind some bars, Arkham preferably, but he would be glad to just be done with this too. Maybe get Bats and team up with him to take down the villain.

He shook his head when Joker climbed out of view and rubbed his already closing scratches and started to start jogging. At a slow, normal pace to get his surroundings again.

Maybe Joker was done with him for now until he reached the next room. If there was a next room. As for now it seemed that the villain would win and Flash wasn’t happy with that.

And then he heard some animal sounds. That couldn’t be a good thing.

“No way,” he groaned and looked around, already seeing some far of reflections. There was no way to tell from which directions they would come. “Don’t make me hurt them Joker! I will!” He promised. Well he would knock them out probably. They weren’t at fault for having such a deranged owner.

[waccko]

“You better, because they sure have no problems hurting you!” Joker spoke into the mic, cackling loud enough for his laughter to echo from each wall within the fun house, joining the hyena’s cackling as they cam closer and closer.

  Of course he cared about his precious beasts but Joker wasn’t stupid, he knew Flash wasn’t gonna kill them or seriously hurt them. That was the thing about hero’s - they were so predictable.

Bud and Lou soon had caught up with Flash, baring their teeth as they ran for him through the mirror maze. Now they weren’t the fastes or the smartest animals but they sure knew how to tear someone apart, thanks to Joker who made sure to train them properly. 

  At first they ran against a mirror, shaking their heads before they spotted the real Flash, snarling and jumping at him.

[harland-quxnn-blog]

He slipped on his jester hood. “How about now?”

[waccko]

“Its still a bit meh. Takes more than a hood to make you a Jester, where are the jokes? Where’s the laughter? Where’s the insanity?” 

[sxbahnur-deactivated20180121]

        “You Are the worst.” 

[waccko]

“The best of the worst!”

[streetratfawkes]

“Weell.. It’s not too big maybe a few yards, but oim troinna get bigga’ explosives an’ a bigga tiya.”He explains,”Maybe give ‘r take abouttt… 5 yards.. Thats the radius of the ‘splosion. Which is…About 15 feet if oim roight.” He grins.

[waccko]

“Not too shabby but I’m sure you could add a bit more BOOM to it!” Joker pondered, rubbing his chin in thought. “What if you combine explosives for a bigger radius?” Or throw some bombs together for a chain-boom! How he would call it.