Howdy, it's Wacky Jack!

Howdy, folks! I'm Jack, but some people call me Wacky, or Thompson. I don't get a chance to meet too many people out where I am, so give me a holler.

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Congrats to all the English people on getting the heck outta Dodge! Here’s to a couple more countries high-tailing it now that Britain did what they shoulda done a long time ago.

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I just can’t eat it too late at night, or I get nightmares. Last night I had one about having a boxing match with Angela Merkel. She threw sand in my eyes and got disqualified. 

I dunno why that dream scared me so much at the time, pretty funny thinking back on it.

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I know lots of people are keen on bacon, but the best piece of pork is a nice saltback. Fry it in a bit of butter, serve it up with eggs, and there ya go!

The wife says it’s bad for you, but I reckon if I eat an apple while I’m out and about, they’ll cancel out.

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I ain't got any balloons, but a ziplock bag oughta do the trick. Wish me luck, Tumblr!

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I figure I might set up some mead today while the wife is asleep. Anyone know what bread yeast mead tastes like?

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I’m heading out to wake up the bees in a sec, but could one of you gays tell me why y’all love cherries so much? This guy Scott from town, he’s queer, and not a day goes by he ain’t in my drive asking after some ripe cherries. He pays, but I ain’t ever seen a man with such an appetite for cherries.

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Howdy, Tumblr! My buddy in town said I oughta make one of these and talk to people that ain’t from around here. He says there’s a lotta gays and weirdos here, which I gotta see!