[due to the crash and burn of twitter] i miss talking to myself and an audience of like 10 so let me talk to myself and my audience of 10 on this tumblr instead~
✨Blog rules: pwease no rebwoggy (anything, not just this post!)✨
No I can’t make all these posts unrebloggable cause otherwise how would I re-reblog myself eight thousand times. duhhhh— ANYWAY—
EDIT march'25, a full year after the previous edit lower on this post: okay clearly ive abandoned this project lowkey for now rip im uhhh. busy and insane. BUT NEVER SAY NEVER! post remains as follows for posterity uwuu
“ooo april wtf is this” hello trusted Friends and Confidants WELL some of you already know what I’ve been doing in my spare time but for those of you who had taken part in the Twitter exodus ahem aHEM,
THATS RIGHT IM… OHHHH MY GOD IM MAKING AN ELYSIUM WIKI???? like an actual wiki website which is just. insane honestly that I’m just Allowed To Do This for Some Reason—
I have not released the link to anyone just yet (except for Fenixe obviously) and I have not said a word about this on my actual tumblr nor my actual public twitter or my growing public Instagram - I want to make an actual formal announcement If And When this IS more completed bc on top of coding one billion things I also have. oh god so much to write.
I’ve started with the Maci page bc i figured it would be a good litmus to see how committed I actually wanted to be with this and I have… uhh STILLLLL been working on the Maci page so to be honest I don’t know if I’m actually completely on board with doing this whole thing as all of the 80 interlinked articles that’s gonna be involved BUT. to be more honest I’m also already kind of obsessed and so yknow what like. it’s gonna fuckin happen
probably (no it wont)
EDIT, MARCH’24: YEAH OKAY UHHH SUPER DISTRACTED AFTER ALL RIP RIP RIP By now this blog has ALSO turned into a haven to stack up some CANON CONVOS which I usually don’t EVER share, so at least this top secret space is being used for ssss…… something. LISTEN ITS JUST VIBES IN HERE—
anyway with twitter once again disintegrating like I said on Main Blog im gonna need Somewhere to put all my sneaky gushing about this project specifically cause I can’t talk about it anywhere else + general other sneaky gushing and so you know what yeah. priv tumblr IS the way to go.
I’ll prob crosspost some of the nonsense I’ve been rambling aboht on twt re ; this for the past two weeks in a bit but for nowwww here’s YOUR SUPER SECRET REVEAL FOR THIS BLOG and now I’m busyyyyyy………..👀
EDIT to add: all these preview snippets feature a litany of tragic backstories and so uh. trigger warnings for.,,, basically everything. proceed with caution. the entire wiki is doused in one million trigger warnings per page dw 🙃🙃 augh
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preview snippets: paragraphs snipped from wiki WIP, subject to be changed before publication but as sneak previews on here!
canon convos: real snips from the Elysiumverse SOURCE MATERIAL scripty rp’verse taken from my archives! These can ONLY be glimpsed here!
hi handful of people over here just need to share This that I happened to stumble upon about Neo. oh you know from four years ago. guess who’s gonna be 20 in July. AAAAUUUUUUGGHHHH
also the better part of this convo, Tory and Neo hanging out beforehand, is behind the cut here fkfkf hang on,
1) favorite running joke ever ever ever is everyone making fun of Maci and Tory’s wedding lmfao
2) for Neo’s sixteenth birthday I did indeed draw her in her marked first appearance standard-shoulder-cutout-chiton outfit for the first time :)
i thinkkkk Neo’s gonna be my next AF edition and thus the next toyhouse profile target once I finish Maci’s so I.,, went digging through old Neo’s convo to get that vibe going and fgkfkfk
circa 2021 I LOVE FINDING FENIXE AND I ACCIDENTALLY FORESHADOWING THINGS 😭 THERE ABSOLUTELY WAS THREE BABIES IN THERE LMFAO (DID NOT KNOW THAT AT THIS POINT!!!! COINCIDENCE LINES!!! AAA)
this is your incredible reminder that Libby and Ty have a chinchilla named Gumdrop
also yes in my massive Chal history write up I’m choosing to skip past approximately one million heartwrenching angst convos in favor of spotlighting this. DO NOT WORRY ABOUT THE CONTEXT OF THIS TRAIN OF THOUGHT 🌀🌀🌀
Chal what the fuck do you mean you don’t know if Tory has thumbs 😭 PLEASE
i mentioned that i was working on a whole series or whatever of Fun Expressions and convo snippets from a long awaited Chal and Maci convo and was pickin thru coloring them all very slowly - WELLLLLL as i came close to finishing the second set of it (first part here) my file?? glitched the fuck out?? anD like.. erased everything??? im going to blame myself because i was running on about 120+ layers fgkg but UGH
i managed to salvage this single out of context picture - still incredibly good - BUT honestly im not sure if im gonna bother redoing and recoloring everything. if anything i’ll see if i can fish out the line art and just post that bc [eyeroll emoji for dayssssss]. im very disappointed ssighssss oh well
[DONT REBLOG W MY CAPTION HEREEE] oh hey ohh my go d (as im writing out chal's whole history) im up to HERE and realizing i could fully just. put up all this convo that i had tried to illustrate before my files crashed bACKKK IN 2018 all up in text format on THIS blog teeheheeeee does anyone want THAT insanity to read i...... will revisit that thought...... oooogghhhh
hi hey wait pokes all of you. clips from Chal’s random fuckinggggg toyhouse that I’m now completely involved in uhhhh. Writing about Chal’s history but I’m still soooo EeL brained lately that I m still somehow laser focused on these paragraphs in here about Loki UH,
:))) well
(I’m??????? Maybe almost done writing this?????????????????? Would like to finish by the weekend at least 😭 I cannot believe I’m wrapped up in THIS NOW TOO, ANYWAY)
cw idk uh, some Violence mention —
…. There is a lot of text going onwards here thereafter but jumping a little bit ahead toooooo…
Sooooooo funny in 2026 that Loki had wanted to adopt Chal secretly as early as fuckinf 2013, then Maci and Tory got involved, Chal wanted nothing to do with EeL 🙄 but EeL adopted/announced Libby as his own while Maci and Tory adopted Chal and now none of those particulars matter because lmfao Maci and Tory and Loki ended up spontaneously dating each other and will presumably be absorbing each others children so—
Howwww am I TAki fuegoing in the CHAL PAGE. don’t worry this is making me deeply Chal brained all over again BUT STILL
maybe writing all these art fight blurbs (I’m being so optimistic lmao) will be enough for me to resume and finish The Wiki 💖🥰 I mean….. I won’t. but am I still gonna copy and paste Chal’s little personality section over to my webbed site as well??? I mean!!! I might as well!
hey aaaaa anyway yeah it’s, EeL talking with Tory not long ago (days in Elysium time weeks in real time??? idk bro) about , (to paraphrase but only barely), - I miss you terribly when I’m apart from you even if it’s just down the hall I find I only sleep fitfully now if you two aren’t there and and , Tory petting him and telling him (for the millionth time btw) that he has an open forever invitation to their bed (or we can always invade yours), ok cute!! CUT TO, the pool with Jesse where Loki’s brooding and stewing as usual whenever Sæ’s not looking and finally just straight out he,
(Straight up screenshotting the Elysium discord bc I’m soooo obsessed with how everyone is just Talking To Each Other in here!!!!!!!!!)
🫵🫵🫵HEY YOU CANT JUST SAY THAT (omg PLEASE SAY THAT TO HIM. SAY IT MORE ACTUALLY)
im deep in my feels perusing ye olde Elysium moments back from eeL first arriving, thinking about Yeah We Really Did Accidentally Write The World’s Slowest Slowburn okay anyway this isn’t any of that, , circa 2012 (2007 Elysium time) from when Vali and Nari first arrived—
love love love finding convos from when Maci and EeL despised each other and made it everyone’s problem and trapped Tory (and others!) in the middle of their bullshit. found THIS from when Epi was pregnant with Vryk before that all turned super bad, and Maci and EeL fought so viciously w each other about it that Epi kicked both of them away from him and Tory trieddd to fix it 🥰 help Tory/Loki convos make me loose my mind!! AAHH!!
I LOVE THE PASSAGE OF TIME I LOVE ENEMIES TO LOVERS I LOVE TOXIC AS HELL SITUATIONSHIPS I LOVE TORY BEING THE ONE CONSTANT IN EEL’S LIFE SINCE HE FUCKING GOT HEEEEREEEEEE—
hiiii don't reblog this!!! [ u can re blog this art riiiight overe HERE, thankssksk-
but, so, AHEM,
i really wanna draw the whole Convo. i probably won't, ever - SO HERE IT IS IN FULL
Wedding Crashers - ( the archive title <3) Some background before you read this thing!
the year is 2012! ahem jk it's uhh, 2007 Elysium'verse time, you know how The A/venger/s took place in 2007 of course hhaha. haha!! shh. (written in, OoC, the real year 2012 lol). EeL... has not been in the palace very long at ALL. He crashlanded in sometime mid April, spedrun through Memory Theatre Trauma Dissection and graduated to Being Completely Fine You Guys Lets Hook Up ;))) within this time period until disappearing just at the end of May/beginning of June lmao?! Two months to soul bond with everyone here AND get accidentally pregnant RIPPP AAHH Jesse and Laphi's wedding was on June 30 and Fjoer hatched just a few weeks later! wow egg babies aree easy
When EeL disappeared, Epi immediately had tracked him down via the dreamscape and discovered he was pregnant (reporting this back to the palace even though Loki had said not to gfgfkg) and did not know who the other parent was. Nowadays, and having taken over the Underworld's magic (later this very year actually), EeL can magically determine his baby details like parentage - but he hadn't elevated his powers yet at that time, so genuinely he and they had no idea. Until there was a bigass owl egg.
Staying with him while he'd been hiding pregnant was resident flower nymph Evanthe, who has definitely never had a different name and story before <33, I have yet to actually post any art of her anywhere yet but.... soon.... that's a sidenote. This time period was when Vali and Nari had introduced her to Loki in his hideaway on a whim and Loki had persuaded her to stay with him.... solely to send the palace in a panic again by disappearing her as revenge for Epi telling everyone he was pregnant lmao. They became friends here (ish, with Loki keeping her very at arms length the entire time) within this setting, and of course Ev would eventually become Rane's parent and Loki's partner/significant other for a time in the future about 5 ish years from here; for now, she was with him for moral support when he poofed back with the Fjoegg and accidentally smack in the middle of the wedding, which was otherwise happening offscreen.
OH Jesse and Laphi got married at the banks of the Acheron River, who is actually Laphi's father lol, so no one was initially at the palace.
Just like that one full convo i'd posted long ago,. this is formatted to be spaced out to be eeassierrr to read, names are bolded for the same reason, and again do not do not do not reblog this thNAKKK YEWWW
AND WITH THAT, WITHOUT FURTHER ADO,
~*~
SCENE BEGINS – MID., THE WEDDING OF JESSE AND ASCALAPHUS, IN FULL SWING - ENTER VIA BIG CLOUD OF DRAMATIC POOF GREEN SMOKE, ELOKI, HOLDING AN EGG, WITH MORAL SUPPORT FLOWER NYMPH EVANTHE IS IN TOW, AND - OH, SHIT, WAS THAT WEDDING TODAY??? UH OH!
Loki: .......-pales a little- -expression doesn't change-
Tory: -follows gaze-
Loki: -under breath- ...Oh, goddamn.
Tory: -poofs to Loki-
Loki: -louder- -straightens up- What? You all wanted me back, didn't you?
Everyone at the freaking wedding: -looks at-
Loki: -glances at Tory- -coolly- Can I help you?
Tory: I really want to yell at you. I really wanna yell...
Ev: Oh, please don't...
Tory: I'm not...
Loki: You know, I seem to remember all of you bothering me to return here infinitely while I was gone.
Tory: -pinches bridge of nose-
Loki: Forgive me for not understanding that you only wished my return when it was convenient for you.
Ev: We didn't know this was happening right now, we had no idea...
Tory: It's okay...
Jesse/Laphi: -poof to-
Loki: -turns to Laphi- -unwraps egg from cape- -calmly- And this is yours.
Laphi: -pales-
Jesse: Laphi...?
Laphi: -quiet- Y-yeah, it's mine...
Loki: We cannot be one-hundred percent sure, of course, seeing as my sex cells tend to vomit up random genes to add to my children, but ah, I wouldn't get your hopes up, seeing as—
Laphi: No, I, uh... I know it's mine, instinct...
Loki: -raises eyebrow-
Laphi: -looks at Jesse-
Jesse: -softly- I'm not mad, I promise...
Laphi: -panicky- Jesse...
Loki: -re-wraps egg- -coughs- So, how's your wedding going?
Jesse: I think it's put on hold for now.
Laphi: -fidgeting-
Ev: Oh, I'm so, so, so sorry we interrupted this...
Loki: -quiet-
Jesse: Ev, it's fine...
Tory: -nods- We need to take care of things...
Loki: No, no. You don't, do your wedding, everything is fine...
Loki: Here, tell me what to do with an egg and I'll go away again.
Laphi: -blurts out- No!
Ev: -jumps-
Loki: -startles-
Laphi: H-hold him closer to you, he needs the body heat.
Laphi: -running on instinct- Warm. We need warm.
Loki: I don't have any proper body heat, I'm— -stutters- You do it, I'm too cold to... -shoves egg at-
Ev: I-I could grab blankets, I-I have a quilt that could...
Laphi: -grabs egg- -cradles-
Laphi: Quilt's good. Electric blanket, palace.
Loki: -watching egg- -uneasy-
Jesse: Back to the palace...?
Laphi: -nods-
Maci: -poofs next to- Okay hi, what is going on? Did anyone know that we’re in the middle of a wedding? In case we all forgot?
Tory: Wedding's pushed back.
Laphi: Egg.
Maci: Huh?
Maci: ...What?! What do you mean? Why is there an egg?!
Laphi: -grabs Loki- -poofs with-
Tory: The wedding is being postponed.
Maci: What do you MEAN—
Jesse: Baby's an egg, needs a nest, gotta catch up with Laphi, Tory, explain. -poofs-
Maci: Uhhh.
Tory: Laphi’s the father of Loki’s newest baby.
Maci: ...I don’t know how to feel about that.
Ev: W-wait wait, I should go with them, I think...
Tory: We'll get you there… We should all probably go.
Maci: Someone tell everyone... something...
Tory: I'll disperse everyone else, you guys go.
Maci: Perfect.
Maci: -sighs- C'mon…
Ev: C-could you…
Maci: -eyeroll- Come on, come with me.
Maci: -poofs with to Elysium-
Laphi: -constructing blanket-nest-
Loki: -hovering over- No one told you you had to do this. I can do it on my own. I just needed information.
Jesse: He has to... It's hard-wired into the owl part of him.
Ev: -hurries over with quilt- Here, if you still need…
Loki: -irritated- No, he doesn't have to. I can do it. I'm perfectly capable of raising an egg-baby.
Laphi: -snatches quilt- -sticks in nest-
Jesse: You don't understand. He has to. He can't control it. I woke up tucked in a blanket nest like that several times when I was pregnant with Lenore.
Loki: -scowling-
Maci: -eyeroll- It’s his kid too, let him make his little nest.
Laphi: -setting temperature on electric blanket-
Loki: -snaps at- It's my child first and foremost. I birthed him.
Maci: Alright, I am not doing this with you. Good luck! Grab me when the wedding’s back on.
Laphi: Done...
Loki: -sighs-
Loki: There, finished. Go have your wedding.
Laphi: Should we finish it quickly...?
Jesse: -nods-
Loki: -quiet- -sits with egg-
Jesse: Will you be antsy, away from Eggy?
Laphi: I'll handle it...
Jesse: -poofs with-
Maci: -pops back up- Hey thanks sooo much for scaring the crap out of all of us. So glad you’re back. Don’t do it again.
Loki: -sulkily- I'll decide that for myself, thank you.
Maci: -eyeroll- -poofs-
Epi: No, seriously, don't disappear again. Thor kept breaking the house.
Loki: -JUMPS-
Loki: -scowls at- Stop doing that.
Epi: Doing what?
Loki: I'll disappear whenever I want to.
Epi: At least tell us when.
Loki: Maybe. No promises. None of you are the boss of me.
Epi: -sighs- -sits on bed-
Epi: -looks at Loki- Will you be alright...?
Loki: -nods-
Epi: You're certain? Everyone was worried for your mental state...
Loki: -flatly- My mental state?
Epi: Yes, the stress of an unplanned pregnancy.
Loki: -gestures to egg- Well, the pregnancy has already ended. Henceforth, of course I am perfectly fine.
Epi: You've already gone through too much...
Loki: Then you tell me. You've explored my mind many times over the course of it.
Epi: Everyone fears they're walking on eggshells now. No pun intended.
Loki: -stiffens- Yes, it all boils down to everyone being repulsed and afraid of me, doesn't it.
Loki: Go away.
Epi: Not fearful of you. Worried for you.
Loki: -silent- -stares at egg-
Epi: Your entrance was dramatic, to say the least. Everyone is floundering for what to do, but you're back... They're glad for that.
Loki: Right. Yes, all I saw was pure joy when I arrived.
Epi: Give them a chance.
Eury: -comes in- Epi? It's done, they're married.
Loki: -looking at egg- -quiet-
Eury: -sits with Epi-
Epi: -curls tail around-
Eury: You okay, Loki?
Loki: Why is everyone asking that? Yes. I'm fine.
Eury: Can I see Eggy?
Loki: -glowers- His name is not Eggy.
Eury: -mumbles- Jesse was calling him Eggy...
Loki: -indignant- I've yet to decide what his name will be, but it is not and will not be Eggy. And Jesse will no longer do that.
Epi: I have a feeling Jesse's going to ignore that request.
Eury: Can I see him?
Loki: My child is not going to be disgraced with such a ridiculous title.
Loki: You can look.
Eury: -kneels by blankets-
Loki: -watching- -wary-
Eury: The shell's a pretty color...
Eury: -small smile- It's cute.
Loki: -soft sigh- -touches quilt-
Eury: -sits back with Epi-
Eury: When will he hatch?
Loki: I don't know... I wasn't expecting an egg... or to give birth so soon...
Eury: Maybe it'll be the rest of the nine months in the egg?
Loki: Yes, perhaps...
Ev: -looks at Epi- How long did it take for Tycho and Belen to hatch?
Epi: Two months, but they hatched when I birthed them.
Loki: You didn't lay a bird's egg.
Epi: Your egg may take as much time as he wishes.
Loki: -pets shell- I know.
~*~
anywayayy cutting this off here uwuxoxo cause i could just go on and on and on and on we never really like., end things good. BUTz!!
this convo has: everything! EeL doing something insane! Laphi in peak Laphi having a highstrung owl moment, ensemble ensembling! quiet EeL emotions that took place 18 canon years ago and gosh golly gee where we are noowwwww aaaaaaaaa he's sTTIILLLL GOT ISSUES.....
Fjoer hatched a few weeks later and they all lived happily ever after. if you've made it this far thanks for reading! maybe i'll draw all this one day after all and then we'll have this to reference back on ahah . yayyayy