savior.

❝son when you grow up, will you be the s a v i o r of the ʙʀᴏᴋᴇɴ, the BEATENED & the pǝuɯɐp? ❞ wade beaumont 33. rex. king.

[wadebeaumont]

dia-king:

Yes! Drink with me! Join me! Together, we shall conquer the world!

Should I ask if someone started a war?

[wadebeaumont]

larissa-morgan:

What are you gonna do when she starts shooting a gun better than you?

I think the important question is what are you gonna do when she starts shooting a gun better than her mother?

[wadebeaumont]

dia-king:

Mayyyyyybe.

I might as well start drinking if this is the direction our conversation is gonna go.

[wadebeaumont]

dia-king:

I’m not drunk. I’m like, the soberest person ever.

If I give ‘sober’ Dia some company, will she stop lying?

[wadebeaumont]

dia-king:

Keep your hands off my food if you wanna keep them.

What are you gonna do, eat my hands?

[wadebeaumont]

What am I up to? Oh, not much. I just got my ass served in an intense round of rock, paper, scissors.... Where the fuck is the bourbon? 

[vd-gifs]

Surprise!

[vampirediariessssssssss-deactiv]

[klaroline-secrets]

[bethxholmes-blog]

Oh…you’re not room service.

[wadebeaumont]

Nope-- not at all.

[dia-king]

I don’t believe in gods, but if they existed, they would have created sushi from sunshine and happiness.

[wadebeaumont]

Better than pizza?

[dia-king]

Auntie Dia… needs more of this alcohol. And maybe some sushi. Do you think there are any sushi places open this late?

[wadebeaumont]

You’re asking the wrong uncle. I have a very strict diet of pizza and booze. 

[zach-king]

Good vibes… ha. Sure. 

[wadebeaumont]

Prayers have never done me any good, so all I’ve got left is good vibes, man. How’re you holding up?

[beaumont-shay]

Nope, no. That definitely just tastes terrible.

Wade, I’m fine. Seriously. I know your ‘big brother’ instincts are kicking in, but I’m fine. Really.

[wadebeaumont]

Good-- that’s what I like to hear from you.

I know you’re carrying a lot right now, that’s all. I’m here if you need anything, Shay. 

[beaumont-shay]

I’m fine. I’m just- I’m fine.

Ew. How the hell do you and Zach drink this stuff? My throat is on fire.

[wadebeaumont]

Hurts less than a bunch of other things. You get used to it.

Are you sure you're just fine? Do you want me to make you some food? When was the last time you ate?

[dia-king]

Stormie’s staying the night at the hospital with her parents tonight, so I will drink to that. 

[wadebeaumont]

So how's Auntie Dia doing? Hanging in there, I hope?

[beaumont-shay]

What? I’ve been under a lot of stress lately and I never drink, like ever. I’m entitled to a glass or two of wine, Judge-y McJudgerson.

[wadebeaumont]

I actually meant should I ask if you're doing alright?