WADE WEDNESDAYS

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WADE WEDNESDAY WILL BE BACK AFTER AFTER WE SORT THIS SHIT OUT

We need to figure out of Cassidy bitch is a lying hoebag like Kimmy K is to Yeezus. WE KNOW HE AIN'T THE BABY DADDY. 

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[cassidyfoxwilliams]

  [private message]

Mr. Wilson, please try to focus for ten seconds. This is… Wade, I’m so terribly sorry, but I’m not lying to you. Benji tasked me with mediating after his… suicide. I can show you the messages if you’d like, but it seems like he killed himself a few minutes before you posted about the gun shot. I am so, so sorry. But I’m not lying you.

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[private message]

I am focused. I'm zen. I'm like Yoda. You're the one thats bat shit cray up in here. Why'd he make you do it huh? If he is dead that is. We all know he liked me the most here. Exactly. There are no messages. Lying hoebag. Stop trying to ruin Wade Wednesday. LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE~

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[cassidyfoxwilliams]

[private message]

Mr. Leonardo asked me to pass a message along, but I can do that later. Wade… The gunshot you heard? It was not random. That… I’m very sorry, Wade, but Benji…

Benji is dead, Wade.

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[Private Message]

Why is he asking you to do shit? He hates you too. Is he really that drunk? Poor dude. Send him over and I'll sober his ass up before he goes to Fire Crotch. No shit its not random. Hopefully that fucker hit a bird or two. I'm tired of them poopin on my window sill. Why are you sorry. WHY IS EVERYONE BEING WEI- Wait why are you sorry about Benji. Da fuck you do? Oh god you slept with him.. no you raped him with your lesbianness. I knew it. I KNEW...

HE'S WHAT?! BITCH I HOPE YOU KNOW I'M COMING TO KILL YOU PERSONALLY FOR EVEN LYING LIKE THIS. Geesh if you said like Bran was dead or Clint I would laugh... but like Benji. That's low Ms. Williams. Thats super low. Joke is on you. Benji texted me a while ago. SO JOKE IS ON YOU BITCH. 

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[cassidyfoxwilliams]

  Mr Wilson…

I’m afraid I have some bad news.

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YOU'RE PREGNANT? OH THAT POOR LESBIAN.

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  It’s not…it wasn’t Bruce.  No, not…not this time.

Oh thank god he’s here, he’s in the apartment.  Oh god.

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Bdawg. Da fuck is going on? Brucey isn't on the roof? Good. Then who's the fucker who was up there? Wait.. why are we oh Gawding?

What the fuck is going on Bdawg? Dish it or else. 

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Dear asshole who set off a gun on the roof.  You owe me new pants. I was mid post, prairie doggin' so I didn't have to go to the bathroom yet and then BAM. POOP EVERYWHERE. FUCK THESE THIN WALLS.

I thought we had to give our guns back? I thought I was the only one that kept theirs? I THOUGHT I WAS SPECIAL. GEESH. 

Brucey Juicey did you try and swallow a bullet again? Or did Tony finally try and kill JARVIS? 

Benji stop being drunk so we can go punch a bitch for making me shit myself. 

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How da fuck did Cassidy end up with two guys after her? She looks like a chicken.

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The nurses miss you at the hospital.

They WHAT?!

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RIP Wenji Airlines?

WHATCHU TALKIN BOUT WILLIS.

Benji texted me all drunk and shit. He’s having a party for one. 

Ain’t no RIPing going down so dun even. Wenji Airlines is 4ever~

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I could definitely go for some Mexican after this shittastic day.

TACO TACO. TACO FLAVOURED KISSES~*~*~

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Tony

rich kid.

doesn't wear the pants in his relationship

spoiled rotten

goes missing like Waldo. 

We all know you don't build yo own shit. You have a sweatshop in China. Lez be real bro. 

Have ya ever ya know... had sex with ALFRED?

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Where you been, Wade? It's way too quiet without you spicing things up!

I'm here woman. GEESH. I haz a life too. The gym, eating, more eating, peeping on bitches, merc shit.. ya know. 

Grab some water bitches. Tonight is gon be supar spicy ~

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Gwen

Didja jump off a building again or some shit?

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Death seems to have crawled out of her cave. SUCKS, it was better when she was gone

LEAVE LEZBRO ALONE~

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How about couples, Wadester? Wanna give us your opinion on Carol and Mahr'Vehl?

IF YOU NAME YOUR SHIP STARSHIPS ONE MORE TIME IMMA JUDGE YOU BOTH MORE.

Now...

Can you both just bone in one of the planes or choppers because lez be real that'll be the most action we've heard of in a while. 

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Felix

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Tim

I dun even know who that is~