Wade Wilson

Straight outta Compton! (Independent Deapool RP Blog. Marvel owns all rights) NO, DISNEY OWNS IT [Really?]...Yes. Really.

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Heya, nutjob~

-Ears perk up- STELLA...I mean, NEENA

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AAAhhh, memories. The world's first hug-based moshpit. (We're still recovering from the crushed ribs!) [That one fellow /did/ give you his number. Didn't he?].....Shut up.

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MY AGENT, MORT, JUST CALLED. HOOOO-SHIT. YA BOY'S ABOUT TO GET PAIIIID

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🎶{Who the fuck is that?}🎶 🎶He's a man outta time🎶 🎶{Who the fuck is that?}🎶 🎶He likes to fight criiime🎶 🎶{Who the fuck is that?}🎶 🎶He hangs out with 'Pool🎶 🎶{Who the fuck is that?}🎶 🎶But he ain't a fool🎶 🎶HE'S FUCKIN CABLE🎶

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Reblog if you've ever felt like a boring rp partner.

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((Might as well.))❤,✾, and ✗

Hmmm. Senpai? Sounds like something Yuriko gave Logan back in the day! (Hehehe, ZING!) I've got three. I'm a whore. I'd say my cross-social networking family of Donnie, Vit and a one Mr Tox.Ship I can't stand? Easy. The Titanic. UNSINKABLE, MY ASS! [Be serious..]...Right. Uh. Rogue and Magneto. THAT'S MY SLICE OF SOUTHERN PEACH PIE, ERIK.Why Al chose me? Easy. He only picks muses he identifies with and loves, and COME ON..who doesn't love me? Not counting X-Men Origins..we don't talk about that. (MUFASA!) ugh.. [MUFASA] STOP!....[MUFASA](MUFASA)((MUFASA..))AL, DON'T YOU START!!

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Little late. But. Ah, what the hell:

Munday Symbols

❤ - Any tumblr senpais
 ❣ - An unpopular opinion I have
 ⋆ - A ship I have with my character
 ❧ - A ship I have with your character
✗ - A ship I can’t stand
 ☒ - A fact about the mun
 ☑ - A fact about the character 
✾ - Why I chose my character 
◎ - Relationship status
 ❂ - Post a picture of myself 
☄ - My opinion of you

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HAHA, the magic of erasing AL's typographic discrepancies with one button. My tuchus feels releived, now that I don't "on;y bite Rogue"

HA

schmoe

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That face that AL makes when he hears about something cool from Fantomex's writer. 

You know they're both weirdoes, right?

That is saying /quite/ a lot, coming from us. He's right, though. They are quite odd.

  Hey, c'mon. They're not that weird. Okay, so Al once drank motor oil on a dare. And..some..other crazy shit he's refusing to type so I can't say. Thanks, Tumblr. Put me at the mercy of YET ANOTHER crazed fanboy. JEEEsus fucking Christ.

anyway.

MOVING ON. 

Thanks for the follows, guys. I'll be sure to send EACH and EVERY one of you your OWN...PERSONALIZED..DEADPOOL PLUSHY TOYWITH JUDO CHOP ACTIONS!The toy company revoked the permissions. We don't have those.

...../WHAT/!? SERIOUSLY!? YOU KNOW HOW MANY PREORDERS I HAD LINED UP?

okay, none. but still.

MOVING ON.

Don't be afraid to shoot me an ask, guys. I only bite Rogue.

And Neena...oh Neena.

And Death. But..yeah, no.

And Betsy.

((Please stop. I'm reading Uncanny X-Force and talking to Fantomex's writer in Skype))

YES SIR, MAJOR HUSHY MCBABBLEPANTS

POOLY OUT!

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Guilty.

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So, never ever, huh?

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Forever ever forever ever? #IMSORRYMSJACKSON

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fuck the world whyd i choose to watch boku no pico. I’m going to sleep

hello shota nightmares.

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Watch Human Centipede! And look for my short cameo! (We're the ones making FART NOISES at the end!)

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Who's dick do I have to spread a rumor that Cable sucked to find a decent Domino or Logan in this bitch?

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Someone asked me why I wasn't a DLC in Injustice. My answer? I dunno, really. Doubt that Slade guy would appreciate it.

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"Very clever editing!" He grinned behind the mask, a little giddy at the thought of"So, when’s the toga party? I’ve got mine ready" (The one we stole from Macy’s) The sheet, yes. Hushit.

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"The… what?" Lord, he tries her patients. 

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"Never the mind, you awesome little Paula Deen sounding..wait, she said those things. [.."Y'all?"] No, the other one." Wade waved it off, then leaned against the wall. "So. Played any good third person ultra violent kickass ME STARRING games lately?"

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From henceforth, I will only answer to the name...Supreme McKai With Cheese. That isn't the tag, but i like the sound of it. Plus, cheese. (Really, use #WadeWideWeb, and i'll getcha) That's not the OOC brackets. //These are. WHOA, WHO'RE YOU!?

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I'm getting a broadcast from the other, slightly hispanic voice in my head...he says...he'll be back in a little to answer any asks and shit. What?

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Deadpool. How’d you get back on campus? 

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"Very clever editing!" He grinned behind the mask, a little giddy at the thought of"So, when's the toga party? I've got mine ready" (The one we stole from Macy's) The sheet, yes. Hushit.