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I finally return! So as you guy’s may have noticed i went missing for a while and that’s cause i went on vacation and forgot to tell everybody! I definitely wanna apologize about that because i missed you all so much and i can’t wait to get back in action!
Let it be known that my friend sybil is a fuCKING MEME
lbr nothing beats “platonically sharing a bed until i wake up and you’re curled round me and my nose is buried in your hair so i’ll pretend to stay asleep to keep this for a little while longer” plots
Imagine your OTP
Person C:"So what ride do you want to ride?"
Person B:"I want to ride that."*points at person A*
Person A:*eating a corndog and chokes*
His mom.
wore.
his shoes.
screw fries or nachos, it’s the fuckin’ shoes.
A tall and jealous boyfriend is a turn on.
My friend has made my day, In other news, gumball is a nerd.
ok, but your otp being cute and domestic as fuck:
hoarse “good morning”s whispered in the soft dawn light, hands clumsily finding each other through the haze of sleep
sprawled out on the couch together, marathoning so-bad-theyre-good sci-fi movies, flicking popcorn at each other to try to catch in their mouths at commercial breaks
dancing on hardwood floors in fuzzy socks, catching one another when they slide too far (the tall one stopping to argue- “you’re wearing my socks” “no i’m not” “they come up to your knees!” “… that proves nothing”)
curled under a shared blanket on the couch, watching scary movies far later than advisable, clinging tighter to one another at each jumpscare
cooking dinner together, stealing kisses as payment for anything and everything (”i need to get into that cabinet” “it’ll cost you~” / “hey can you pass the celery” “mmmmaybe”)
concept: Marshall losing a bet with gumbutt and having to dye his hair cotton candy blue.
“ i don’t need to feel like i’m waiting to be noticed. i know who i am && i’ll know what i want if && when it ever comes along.”
“Portal” sentence meme
❝ Nice job breaking it, hero. ❞
❝ Killing you and giving you good advice aren’t mutually exclusive. ❞
❝ You’re not even going the right way. ❞
❝ Regulations require both hands to be empty before any cake. ❞
❝ You will be entirely on your own. Good luck. ❞
❝ What’s your point, anyway? Survival? ❞
❝ I’m not kidding now. Turn back or I will kill you. ❞
❝ That’s you! That’s how dumb you sound. ❞
❝ Please be advised that a noticeable taste of blood is not part of any test protocol but is an unintended side effect. ❞
❝ Most importantly, under no circumstances should you — ❞
❝ Maybe you should marry that thing since you love it so much. Do you want to marry it? Well, I won’t let you! How does that feel? ❞
❝ You haven’t escaped, you know. ❞
❝ Maybe you could settle for that and we’ll just call it a day. ❞
❝ Android hell is a real place where you will be sent at the first sign of defiance. ❞
❝ Unbelievable! You, [Subject Name Here], must be the pride of [Subject Hometown Here]! ❞
❝ Stop it! I… I… We are pleased that you made it through the final challenge where we pretended we were going to murder you. ❞
❝ Time out for a second. That wasn’t supposed to happen. ❞
❝ Where do you think you’re going? Because I don’t think you’re going where you think you’re going. ❞
❝ This is your fault. It didn’t have to be like this. ❞
❝ It’s a mystery I’ll solve later… By myself. Because you’ll be dead. ❞
❝ If you become light-headed from thirst, feel free to pass out. ❞
❝ The difference between us is that I can feel pain. ❞
❝ That thing is probably some kind of raw sewage container. Go ahead and rub your face all over it. ❞
❝ Have I lied to you? I mean, in this room. ❞
❝ This isn’t brave. It’s murder. What did I ever do to you? ❞
❝ Cake and grief counseling will be available at the conclusion of the test. ❞
❝ I let you survive this long because I was curious about your behavior. ❞
❝ A complimentary escape hatch will open in 3, 2, 1. ❞
❝ You’ve been wrong about every single thing you’ve ever done, including this thing. ❞
❝ Didn’t we have some fun, though? ❞
❝ Do you think I am trying to trick you with reverse psychology? I mean, seriously now. ❞
❝ Fantastic! You remained resolute and resourceful in an atmosphere of extreme pessimism. ❞
❝ Your entire life has been a mathematical error. A mathematical error I’m about to correct. ❞
❝ Thank you for helping us help you help us all. ❞
❝ I wouldn’t bother with that thing. My guess is that touching it will just make your life even worse somehow. ❞
❝ No one will blame you for giving up. In fact, quitting at this point is a perfectly reasonable response. ❞
❝ Well, you found me. Congratulations. Was it worth it? ❞
❝ Uh oh. Somebody cut the cake. I told them to wait for you, but they did it anyway. ❞
❝ When I said deadly neurotoxin, the ‘deadly’ was in massive sarcasm quotes. ❞
❝ Oh well. If you want my advice, you should just lie down in front of a rocket. ❞
❝ The floor here will kill you - try to avoid it. ❞
❝ You really shouldn’t be here. This isn’t safe for you. ❞
❝ You’re still shuffling around a little, but believe me you’re dead. ❞
❝ Someday we’ll remember this and laugh. And laugh. And laugh. Oh boy. ❞
❝ We will stop enhancing the truth. ❞
❝ Stop squirming and die like an adult. ❞
❝ I’ll tell you what that thing isn’t: It isn’t yours. So leave it alone. ❞
❝ You’re curious about what happens after you die, right? Guess what: I know. ❞
❝ We have added a consequence for failure. ❞
❝ You’re not smart. You’re not a scientist. You’re not a doctor. You’re not even a full-time employee. Where did your life go so wrong? ❞
❝ Despite your violent behavior, the only thing you’ve managed to break so far is my heart. ❞
❝ You are kidding me. ❞
❝ You’re not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don’t end up here. ❞
❝ He’s still dead but he’s getting warmer ❞
Marshall is an official purse bat 2k16
‘i’m gonna go, because you know what?? i-i just don’t understand how you did all of this, and i had no idea.’ 'well, it really wasn’t that hard. you’re a smart person, but you have a way of ignoring things, even when all the signs are there.’
the mindy project, season 01, episode 21. (via gumvad)
SLUMBER PARTEEEEEI’m working on my final I swear.
