Depressed Goblin Nightmare Man

I'm here for a good time, not a long time

[pixel8or]

[rabidrobotrabbit]

This is how your computer works btw. This little guy transports information to and fro.

[themcphotographer]

Dungeon on the surface

[fish-mage]

room with a view ….

[minecraft]

Waterfront 373 sq ft. mini-studio. Natural stone interior with spacious ceiling. 2485$/mo.

[mockwa]

[johnturturro]

All dead… all rotten. Elves and men and orcses. A great battle, long ago. The Dead Marshes… yes, that is their name

[rate-my-reptile]

Reach WITH IN To your LOCAL dirt and you may find A Friend And Boy…

[lilhoneycat]

[absentlabrat]

@bovineblogger

[irreparableteacup]

i only like enemies to lovers if it’s gay because i think men who are mean to women don’t deserve to live

[monidoll]

its pretty amazing that when a cat is on you or on a table its pretty big but when a cat is on the floor its actually really small

[valtsv]

ra ra rasputin is objectively the funniest song ever written it's like "rasputin was an advisor to the romanovs and honestly he was a bit of a power-hungry conman (oof)... but you're not here for a history lesson! you want to know how much he fucked, don't you? well i'll tell you: he fucked. he fucked often and severely."

[valtsv]

and it's a banger

[imjustexistingtbh]

“kill them with kindness” WRONG. GROND GROND GROND GROND GROND GROND

[ardri-na-bpiteog]

no matter how normalised it gets I will die on the hill that it is rude to record strangers in public without their consent

[whumpydaydreams]

"everyone's a little autistic"

not true

rude actually

minimizing a disability

"everyone's a little weird"

true

human brains are very different

not diagnosing random people

works for neurotypicals too

[estro-boi]

recently learned that the "UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT OF LOVE" sample from jet set radio future is legendary Black activist Kwame Ture denouncing the apartheid state of israel

[gunsandfireandshit]

[nayohme]

[butchfagminotaur]

[andmaybegayer]

Incredibly fucked that shrapnel is named after a guy. Henry Shrapnel, who invented anti-personnel artillery shells. A word that has linguistic roots if I've ever seen one.

[official-linguistics-post]

what the fuck

uh

official linguistics post

[kropotkindersurprise]

October 4, 2025 - ICE agents in Portland cower and retreat when confronted by the imposing presence of some kind of antifascist frog wizard. [video]

[just-keep-fighting]

They pepper sprayed directly into his air vent.

Frog came back later, when asked "Can you tell me what happened" he said "Nothing, I coughed a little but that was about it. Nothing else happened, just a little peppermint taste. I've tasted spicier. I'm Mexican what do you expect” 😭

[kropotkindersurprise]

ACAB, I'm glad it didn't harm the frog. Thank you for your service, Comrade Frog 🫡 [video]

[larkandkatydid]

My boss slaughters his egg chickens either every fall or every other fall depending on how old they are when he gets them, on the logic that the personal hassle and carbon foot print of getting chickens to lay eggs in the winter is not worth it. As he was explaining this recently, a newer co-worker asked how he hid that from his children.   And she’s new, which means she’s never had the delightfully goth experience of watching my boss’s two charming dimpled daughters who are ALSO deeply unsentimental farm children respond to you with utterly withering scorn if you ask them something like, as I once did, “oh, what’s that chicken’s name?” The oldest daughter, all of four years old at the time,  told me in a firm, Wednesday-Adams-talking-to-a-moron voice, “We’re going to eat them. They’re not pets.”

My boss, who is gentle and does not respond to people with scorn when they ask innocent questions, instead told her, “Oh, we’re pretty open with them about the facts of life. They know where babies come from and where chickens go.”

Anyway, that phrase haunts me and I wanted to share it with you. It sounds like some 19th century grandma saying.