i am a sewer

follow my blog waffle-core for eye bleach

[sotrias-labyrinth-deactivated20]

Does free will exist?

[catgirltoofies]

yeah

[sotrias-labyrinth-deactivated20]

[idontwikeit]

[slowlikehoney1996]

t shirt that says “i used to be worse”

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[failchild]

vampires have been drinking human blood for centuries they don't give a fuck about guys on eight different antidepressants. they were sucking on asbestos factory workers

[sadpearonmars]

The absolutely hilarity of imagining some older vampires hectoring younger ones. “Back in my day, I had to drink blood with radium in it and I liked it! We glowed in the damn dark for weeks!”

[thedankmemes]

[cannibalchicken]

[radiofreederry]

You’re not supposed to say this stuff out loud, dude

[cryptotheism]

Knowing that JK Rowling agonizes over every individual mean tweet ever sent to her is amazing. I feel strangely at peace knowing she is currently trapped in a hell of her own making.

[afloweroutofstone]

[crazy-brazilian]

[funnytwittertweets]

[funny-tik-toks]

[toastbutteregg]

my inbox is 100% open for this

[theconcealedweapon]

[socialistexan]

[aguywaitingfordeathorpussy]

Hank what are you doing?