[dogpuppy]

[nineteenyearoldmeblog]

im fucking crying

[fagstaynight]

heartwarming: transfem named mary sue and transmasc named gary stu have had a beautiful nonbinary baby named donut steel

[laterkiss]

i have this deadly sickness called remembering

[laterkiss]

don't even remember posting this

[segamascott]

[wafflesoprano]

so scared to go to sleep and see the same person for the fourth day in a row in my dreams it feels like im being targeted by an awful ad campaign

[wafflesoprano]

I'll be the first to suffer from self-induced psychosis at The Self-Induced Psychosis Website

[amrv-5]

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

[wafflesoprano]

the problem resides with the dj but also the dancefloor is filled with poison and uncertainty so nobody wants to dance either way

[woodwool]

severely deficient in whatever vitamin makes u a person

[meanbuddhist]

just identified a behavioral pattern within myself

[importantandunavoidable]

finding army issue pants at the thrift store that fit me is so interesting. they were really sending three foot tall dudes with gigantic asses to die in vietnam

[wafflesoprano]

what did you expect from a world that invented baby tee fitted shirts for children

[loveridden1999]

in a way i am my own dead wife

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i just saw a commercial for lotion that professed the lotion smells so nice it will “gaslight you into feeling rested”

[bayesic-bitch]

Imagine if astrology was real and astrophysicists realized that instead of building telescopes, you could do observations by just handing out out a ton of surveys. First detection of gravitational waves comes decades earlier in 1997, after a study of 300,000 sagitarius women finds than they break up with their boyfriends 23 minutes earlier than the cosmic baseline would suggest.

[littlemut]

me: “sorry ): can’t come!! got so much to do at home”

me as soon as im home:

[littlemut]

me: “sorry ): can’t come!! got so much to do at home”

me as soon as im home: