Hello

My name is Jaris (27)

[frownyalfred]

if ya write, ya know

[animentality]

[beautifulterriblequeen]

A sign to tap

[grissomesque]

"If you're still having fun in your 30s you're functionally brain damaged" sure is a take.

[noxs-mun]

Just because you want to be a soulless soot bag of a human doesn't mean you can just tell others they have to be that too Gregory!

Stars forbid someone does not want to be a dull husk of a human.

[the-haiku-bot]

Stars forbid someone

does not want to be a dull

husk of a human.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[wolfythewitch]

furthest we've ever been

[fairycosmos]

the issue with growing up in the 2000s and 2010s was like there was this really big push toward "accepting your weirdness" overall but they meant like idk wearing mismatched socks or something not being tangibly beyond the norm in any way shape or form

[unintentionalpenis]

[twinkee]

Delivered in discreet packaging my ass.

[wizardshark]

hey whats with that sign

[innerchildabortionclinic]

one persons's nothingburger is another person's everythingburger

[yuri-alexseygaybitch]

I want someone to make one of these new sterile teen gay romance shows on Netflix but halfway through they pull a Doki Doki Literature Club and it turns into a fucked up fourth wall breaking psychological thriller that deconstructs the heteronormative and middle class ideals of the genre

[nachosforfree]

If you dont like horror then watch the normal cutesy netflix gay shows ???

[times-chu]

the phrase that's ruined every media ever

[postnuclearophelia]

Sometimes knowing spoilers for shows is more fun cause u get to spend the show being like how the fuck does that even end up happening ..

[vesperosy]

this tweet has been fucking killing me

[sayatsugu]

When You Look at Dr. Grace

(part 1) part 2/2

[natalieironside]

"'I don't know' isn't an answer" alright man then I'll just. Fuckin. Enter my philosophical mind-palace and check the fuckin akashic records. Real quick lemme just catch and cook and eat the Salmon of All Knowledge. Tell me ur question again so I can real quick climb to the highest branches of the Yggdrasil and lay it at the feet of Freda the all-wise Queen of Heaven. Dickhead.

[stixy]

Bro is cooking

[itsemobunny]

Being passively suicidal is funny as fuck like yeah i don't plan on doing anything and knowing me i never will but the idea of a gun to my head sounds really fucking good right now.

[riotd]

nobody teaches you how to go about life when you didn’t expect to be alive this long

[waffleswithketchup]

I don't think I have the energy to finish this 😞

Anyways Jason Todd and Tommy Shepherd should be besties bc I have free will and can hallucinate scenarios about them in my head

[sushiisiu]

ryan gosling kawaii kaiwai

[batcavescolony]