Um... So... Hi.

Some stuff, by me or loved by me.

[yanimation]

[eryk-or-else]

iconic 

[thedailyfeed-blog]

This is the speech President Richard Nixon was prepared to give in case Apollo 11 did not safely return. 

Luckily, it was never needed. RIP Neil Armstrong. 

[yotoob]

We’ve bought a new house. And our new next door neighbours (two delightful gentlemen) will not stop being nice. 

- bought us a seagull proof refuse bag (yes, they are actual things)

- loaned us garden tools when we didn’t have any

- invited us around for Friday night drinks so we could meet the other people on the lane

- one of them brought me a bunch of sweetpea flowers that he’d picked from his garden

- and tomorrow he’s coming to cut our hedge for us with his electric hedge trimmer thing idk, and all I have to do is hold the ladder.

Basically, I am UNSETTLED and am now having to enter into an arms race of niceness and I am already so behind oh god.

Long story short - I just baked a lemon drizzle cake, and it looks great but I can’t even eat it because MR AND MR NICE MUST RECEIVE AN OFFERING.

[yotoob]

ABSOLUTE CRISIS I GAVE THEM THE LEMON DRIZZLE AND THEN THEY INVITED ME IN TO HAVE A SLICE AND A COFFEE WITH THEM AND GAVE ME A TOUR OF THEIR HOUSE AND LET ME HOLD THEIR PUPPY. AND THEN THEY CAME AROUND TO HELP ME BAG UP THE HEDGE CLIPPINGS. THESE MEN ARE NICENESS PROS AND I CANNOT WIN.

[yotoob]

HELP WE HAD AN HOUR LONG POWER CUT ON THE STREET AND IN THAT TIME THE OTHER MR NICE CAME AROUND WITH MATCHES AND CANDLES ‘JUST IN CASE YOU DIDN’T HAVE ANY’. IT WAS BARELY DARK.

BASTARDS - I’M GOING TO HAVE TO HOST A DINNER PARTY AREN’T I?

[fanaticalqueergeek]

The Gay Agenda, everyone. 

[duskenpath]

this is fucking i n c r e d i b l e

[waflan]

...What ever happened to Collin? 

I miss him... I hope he was feeling better...

[thisactuallymeans]

[annabellioncourt]

YOU SHOULD FEEL ASHAMED OF YOURSELF FOR THAT PUN

[think-progress]

FIFA Will Pay U.S Women’s Championship Team 4 Times Less Than Men’s Teams That Lost In First Round

The U.S. women’s soccer team defeated Japan on Sunday to win the World Cup. For their dominant performance, the team will collect $2 million from FIFA, the international body that runs the tournament.

[waflan]

#LoveWins

[teesadutta]

2.24.15

[gladtoseayou-deactivated2017122]

Jeff Jackson, a young Democratic NC State senator is the only senator in the general assembly today due to the snow.

[sandandglass]

[grrrrlfight-deactivated20150829]

getfuckedthanks girl-fightt

[mermaidbewbs-deactivated2015020]

Lmfao

[waflan]

Jesus, this is good.

[oliverbeastly]

:)

[markthemech-deactivated20181205]

God bless

[waflan]

but everyone knows you're gorgeous... 

[think-progress]

D.C. Police Chief: Arresting People For Marijuana Possession ‘Never Was Productive To Begin With’

If the legalization of marijuana possession goes into effect in Washington, D.C., the city’s police chief thinks it will save officers both time and energy.

Asked if last year’s ballot initiative to legalize pot has impacted policing, Chief Cathy Lanier told NewsChannel 8, “Marijuana possession has never been a big arrest category. If you’re arrested for possession of marijuana, typically we get it because there’s some other charge and then we find the marijuana in a search upon arrest.” According to Lanier, possession has led to few arrests in the past few years, since people are rarely prosecuted. Subsequently, “It saves us from having to charge someone for small amounts of marijuana now, because it really never was productive to begin with. It’s a little bit easier for us, actually.”

As noted by Marijuana Majority Chairman Tom Angell, Lanier’s claim that marijuana arrests are unusual is hard to square with an ACLU investigation from 2013. The organization’s report concluded that “the District has a higher per capita arrest rate, greater racial disparity in marijuana possession arrests, and spends more money in marijuana enforcement than almost any other state or county in the country.” Between 2001 and 2010, arrests for marijuana possession increased by 61.5 percent. The number of marijuana arrests in D.C. in 2010, 5,393, surpassed those in Los Angeles, Philadelphia, and Miami-Dade counties in 2010. And in 87 percent of cases involving marijuana arrests, charges for separate crimes were not made.

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[omgpoetry]

this is funny

like really, really funny

[onlyhughmannhere]

You sly bugger. That took me a while.

[fakenails]

I have googled my life away. I have read bible verses. I have studied the ohilosophical meaning behind the numbers. I have become a modern Gallup trying to ask people to help me figure this out. What the FUCK does it mean.

[agentstarkrodgers]

Reblog when you get it…

[nbcsnl]

Very excited to announce our January 31 show!

[buzzfeed]

J.K. Rowling Was Asked About LGBT Students At Hogwarts And This Was Her Perfect Response