daddy's blunt little instrument

"why do I have to be some kind of hero?"

[mynqzo]

🌿the muses🌿

[thelaziestmotherfucker]

You can’t tell him. You take a shot at me, whatever you gotta do.

[scifiphan]

HOW TO MAKE A GIF IN PHOTOSHOP 

after my last tutorial got taken down screw u adobe i thought it was about time i made an updated one! i hope this is helpful to whoever is interested in making gifs ^w^ also soz for my awkward voice i’m not used to recording hhhhh

in the vid i’ll show you the various methods of downloading videos as well as a step by step guide to making this gif!

[splattermemes-deactivated202007]

protective sentence starters

as requested. Feel free to change pronouns or anything else !

“Don’t you hurt a single hair on his/her/their head.”

“Hands off!”

“What do you think you’re doing to him/her/them?”

“I’ll never let you go.” / “Don’t ever let me go.”

“Don’t ever leave my sight again.”

“I got your back.”

“Where are you going? It’s not safe out there!”

“Do you trust me?”

“Be more careful next time. I don’t want to bandage you up again.”

“Hey, it’s cold outside. At least wear a jacket.”

“I’d die for you.”

“You’ll back off if you know what’s good for you.”

“Get behind me NOW.”

“Here, I have an extra weapon.”

“Duck, you idiot!”

“Go on without me.”

“Well what did you expect would happen while you’re walking alone at night? Come on, let’s get you away from that creep.”

“Hey. Pal. I’ve got a gun/knife/fist/weapon and I’m not afraid to use it.”

“You can stop hugging me now.”

“You scared the shit out of me. I’m never going to stop hugging you.”

“Quit babying me! I can protect myself.”

“I’ll always be there to save you.” / “I know you’ll always be there to save me.”

“If you even THINK about touching him/her/them, I’ll kill you.”

“[choked up] I thought I lost you.” / “[choked up] I never thought I’d see you again.”

[moretrashyrpmemes]

Soft Intimacy Meme

Send one to…

😴  - Curl up next to my sleeping muse

🤐 - Come to my muse with a secret

🧥 - Wrap a coat around my muse

💉 - Help my muse take a shot

✂️ - Cut my muse’s hair

🎈 - Bring my muse something to cheer them up

🤗 - Sneak up behind my muse and hug them

🎸 - Teach my muse how to play the guitar

🍙 - Bring my muse something to eat

🥤 - Bring my muse a drink

🍻 - Bring my muse an alcoholic drink

🌺 - Put a flower in my muse’s hair

🛁 - Take a bath with my muse

🚿 - Take a shower with my muse

🎮 - Show my muse video game cheats

⚽️ - Teach my muse a sport

🌱 - Plant seedlings with my muse

🤛🏼 - Show my muse how to throw a proper punch

📕 - Read to my muse

🧢 - Put a hat on my muse

[otpdisaster]

Person B stubbornly trying to dress themselves after sustaining hindering injuries. Person A walks in to find B painfully struggling to pull on their shirt. Whether Your OTP is together or not, Person A decides to help.

[antoine-triplett]

Keep reading

[heavenfound]

me since i've made this blog: dean is lucifer's one true love it's kinda gross

the rps since millie actually joined tumblr: they hate each other

[astrodickology]

My Kink is being right and that’s why I’m turned on all the time

[amourmemes]

❥    𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐝  !  ,  𝐚  𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞  𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐞  .

some  discord  pinned  messages  ,  tw  for  mature  topics  .

❛  not  my  fault  you’re  too  tall  to  ride  my  ride  .  ❜ ❛  heartbreak  is  my  middle  name  and  it’s  not  usually  someone  else’s  heart  breakin  if  you  get  what  i  mean  .  ❜ ❛  thank  you  ,  you’re  absolutely  wrong  !!  ❜ ❛  we’ll  see  …  i  always  take  it  hard  .  ❜ ❛  i  respect  WAMEN  .  ❜ ❛  oh  my  god  guys  ,,  die  ,,  ❜ ❛  i’m  gonna  carve  him  a  new  asshole  with  my  knife  tonight  .  ❜ ❛  i  have  SUCH  an  oral  fixation  .  ❜ ❛  you  look  gorgeous  as  always  but  also  20%  more  dead  inside  than  normal  .  ❜ ❛  cry  you  little  bitch  and  know  i  love  you  .  ❜ ❛  now  ,  when  i  say  “  play  my  switch  ”  ,  ❜ ❛  Ah  Yes  ,  i’m  gay  for  that  Cock  .  ❜ ❛  welcome  to  pussy  kingdom  i’m  the  only  dick  here  .  ❜ ❛  are  you  gonna  explain  or  just  keep  fucking  ?  ❜ ❛  there’s  a  reason  i  embody  power  bottom  characters  so  well  .  ❜ ❛  I  HAVE  TO  GET  SHOT  ,  HUH  .  ❜ ❛  awww  ,  your  gaydar’s  finally  getting  installed  !  ❜ ❛  in  another  life  ,  i  would’ve  sucked  his  dick  .  ❜ ❛ instead  of  cum  and  go  —  smash  and  dash  .  ❜ ❛  I  COULD  BE  IN  REAL  DANGER  FROM  ANTI - CITY  SLICKERS  ALL  OVER  NOW  ??  ❜ ❛  time  for  “  memey  why  do  i  tolerate  you  ”  steamy  times  ,  ❜ ❛  ass  ain’t  vegan  .  ❜ ❛  don’t  let  society  tell  you  that  you  can’t  fuck  your  washer  machine  .  ❜ ❛  a  life  without  nutting  ain’t  a  life  worth  living  .  ❜ ❛  i  am  simultaneously  filled  with  love  and  rage  for  you  .  ❜ ❛  you  look  like  a  hard  ass  but  you’re  actually  just  a  head  ass  .  ❜ ❛  SATAN  SAID  IT’S  MY  TURN  TO  WEAR  THE  FISHNETS  !  ❜ ❛  maybe  i  haven’t  fucked  oscar  wilde  but  —   ❜ ❛  it’s  monday  ,  tomorrow’s  monday  2  ,  ❜ ❛  I  WILL  DESTROY  YOUR  THIGHS  ,  ❜

[musingmemes]

angsty starters

I can’t believe you’d do that to me…

God, what happened to you?

Do you always have to be such an ass?

Maybe one day you’ll grow up.

I’ve had enough of you.

Don’t give me that look!

Get a grip!

You’re overreacting, as usual.

Why the hell would you go and do that?

Do you realize what you’ve done?

Do you realize what this means?

Can you shut your mouth for like two seconds please?

I’m this close to walking out of here…

I’m this close to leaving you…

Do you think this is funny?

I never thought you could be this idiotic.

Now look what you’ve gone and done.

This isn’t just affecting you anymore… it’s affecting me too.

I can’t listen to this anymore.

I can’t look at you anymore.

Don’t you try to turn this around on me.

This isn’t about me, it’s about you.

Just forget it…

You have some serious issues…

I just fucked everything up, didn’t I?

[macperalta]

#oh, mood

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[cutegirlonline-deactivated20181]

im not your little dad anymore, girl

[sizzlebutt]

Visit Original Link

[spongyspice]

when you have a really good idea but don’t know how to do the thing

[kisouu]

[xmusiings]

He likes to shoot his gun But he don’t know what it means Don’t know what it means to love someone