wagamamer

jack | 22 | UK i make coffee and my starsign is capricorn (he/him)

[whitepeopletwitter]

[weirdmageddon]

[butterflypeaflowertea]

I'VE LITERALLY BEEN IN HYSTERICS FOR THE PAST TEN MINUTES... TRUMP HAVING COVID HAS DELIGHTED ME LIKE NOTHING ELSE HAS IN A LONG WHILE LNDJSNDJFJ

[tastefullyoffensive]

[yeehawlw]

i can’t stop thinking about that tweet about the guy who tried to stop his cat from pushing his door open and accidentally trained him to push 50lbs instead

[yeehawlw]

he cannot be stopped

[cheshire-cat-lenalee2]

[bajn]

how u look at ur bank account after u reblogged the money dog and u still have $2.63

[smadge1]

[livin-like-larry413]

“Cleanse me, Mother”

[yeah-i-crankoff]

“thank”

[southernsideofme-deactivated201]

[theweirdwideweb]

[theweirdwideweb]

[bladesplay-deactivated20170108]

[rihannafenty]

[once-an-anime-blog]

harry: be honest with me

dumbledore: ok

harry: are you gonna ask me to sacrifice myself to save the world again

dumbledore: i'm not going to ask you for anything you're not capable of

harry: see that wasn't a no

[hijerking]

i hate wikipedia

[thebootydiaries]

fade-from-me:

reading emotional fanfic

[glassbonespaperskin]

eyebrows on fleek

[transheadcrab]

trying to convince my roommate not to eat tinfoil

[transheadcrab]

stop it bastard