Fuck it,I quit.

Heeyyy I'm Sarah, 21, livin in Texas, workin, goin to school, and tryin to figure out my life.

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[nokiabae]

this tea…

[blackwaluigi]

[captainevans]

remember how low chris’ voice dropped when he said he wants to be a daddy because i sure af do

[salty-red-mage]

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[alienscumbag]

[straylightjay]

[girlwithapomegranate-deactivate]

thank you for following me I have nothing to offer

[bigawkwardmess]

[bigawkwardmess]

this was submitted to me unprompted i’m pretty sure i really don’t know whats happening, but this meme is correct.

[teenscoolest]

[igxbaddies]

[herdreadsrock-deactivated202401]

Kids be so damn cute and innocent like how

[thefandomdropout]

Awwww

[scumbag-vanguard]

This story was different actually??? And even better??? The girl, Brooklyn Andracke, used to wave at the truck every thursday and the trashman waved her back. It was a very important to her to do it every week.  It was HER birthday, and she decided that she wanted to share her birthday cake with the trashman. She also wanted to meet her hero, whose name is Delvar Dopson.

The girl’s mother thanked Delvar for his work and explained to him how important it is for Brooklyn to wave at him every thursday. He was pretty surprised but he admitted that every time he drove near the house he hoped that the girl would wave at him.  That’s not the end of the story though. Next week Delvar had a surprise for the little girl.

He brought her a bunch of amazing birthday gifts!

They both got quite popular, and Delvar is getting a lot of thank you messages from trashmen from all over the world for representing them in such a good way.

[kandyie]

The real story is even cuter 😩💕

[connercant]

IM SO GLAD I KNOW THE STORY

[prozd]

“After he left, we continued on to daycare. Brooklyn was unusually quiet in the backseat. I asked her if she was okay, and she said, ‘Mommy, I’m so happy.’”

c-c-cute

[tooiconic]

MY HEART

[politicallyincorrectpug]

Blessed post

[sobeitjay2]

I .GOT. THIS. ICEBOX. WHERE. MY. HEART. USED. TO. BE

[justinjonesblog]

[theofficialpresidentoftheusa]

In this house, dumb bitch hours are 24 fucking 7

[mr-psycho-bunny]

[hecallsmepineappleprincess]

THE MOTHERFUCKING SHADE.

[discreet45]

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i never want context

[curlicuecal]

Oh my god, they sprang this on us in our old church years ago, and my family has never let this joke die.

Okay, here’s the stupid gender essentialist metaphor:

Women are like spaghetti because their thoughts noodle all over the place. Men are like waffles because there thoughts are in boxes. Men aren’t bad listeners, they just can’t keep up with a conversation when women are noodling topics so fast and they have to keep switching boxes. Also, when a woman asks a man what he’s thinking and he says “nothing” women just don’t understand that some of a man’s boxes literally have nothing in them, haha!

….. :|

Anyway, if you think me and my brothers and my mom don’t constantly give each other sad, tragic faces and say “I’m sorry, my waffle box is empty today” and “noodle faster!” and “you are failing at being a waffle” and “I can’t be clearer, I am a plate of spaghetti” pretty much indiscriminately in all directions all the time…. you would be wrong.

[kyraneko]

Occasionally the context of a Dadaist post makes it even better.

[anxious-but-whatever-deactivate]

Whatthehickityheck

[pi4nobl4ck]

[anderwelt]

WATCH IT TILL TO END

[robinade]

Man: “I’ve now created the world’s largest functioning whoopie cushion!” *flops on it, creating a long farting sound*

*camera pans to nearby cat, looking deeply unamused*

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