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quazies

Throwback to Oscar’s night when we weren’t sure if Minus One would Minus Won!

The Godzilla Minus Zero trailer drops today, time really flies!

risk-repeater

this job market is a fucking nightmare

i-am-a-fish

don't be mean to yourself that's you

i-am-a-fish

you live there

mugasofer

thewuzzy

i’m obsessed with the mum from ponyo. driving single lane on a cliff edge? drift those turns in your nissan cube. husband has to work an extra shift? tell him to fuck off in morse code. pet fish turned into a child on your driveway? adopt her. town drowned in a tsunami? leave your 5 year old in charge, he’s the man of the house now

brainrotdotorg

ideal woman to me and i am not kidding

poisonedcure

SHE SHOULD BE AT THE CLUB

lastoneout

I don’t think the club could handle her

euphreana-reblogs

WAIT IS IT??

sabertoothwalrus

for those who don’t remember, “mole interest” was an experiment I did 2 years ago because I wanted to test what causes tags to go trending on tumblr. My hypothesis was that all it takes is one (1) post blowing up in an established tag to make the entire tag trend.

I had randomly generated 2 words, which is where “mole interest” came from. I failed to consider that by generating a new tag, it wouldn’t have had enough posts already in it to prove what I now call “the mole interest effect”.

But now it does.

In 2023, we said “fuck it” a la mythbusters and ended up doing whatever it took to get #mole interest to trend. And it did. And it happened to be September 11th that day, and we managed to get #mole interest to trend ABOVE #9/11.

So, in the name of science, I ask you to reblog just this post. Let’s put the mole interest effect to the test.

nourishingbroth

The haunting ancient Celtic carnyx being played for an audience. This is the sound Roman soldiers would have heard their Celtic enemies make.

teaboot

Man if I heard that shit while descending upon a strange land with my brethren I'd straight up dig a hole to die in right the and there, fuck the emperor fuck the gods that's a warning straight from the bones of an older evil and whatever is coming is worse than death

miseria-fortes-viros

they dont tell you this but like half of adulthood is just washing the same FUCKING pan

miseria-fortes-viros

WASHING THE FUCKING PAN AGAIN!!!!!

pixelartpeach

Reblog to give a trans person a fresh and perfectly ripe mango wait huh

It's the wikipedia image??? How big could it be

What

Huh???

bonesbeetle

can see the pores on that thang

crow-with-a-pencil

Reblog to give a trans person a shockingly high resolution mango

glittergluekintsugi

target audience reached (me)

cryingmyeyesviolet

I love the thought of the new avengers showing up in doomsday with bob in tow and everyone else being like

“who the fuck is that”

“bob”

“why is he here”

“he’s our friend”

cryingmyeyesviolet

another thing I could see: bob finally going sentry and everyone else being like “why the Fuck has he been doing nothing this whole time” but then cut to the new avengers going “oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck”