Depressed Naps Are My Specialty

I write like a fire burns, infrequently. I can literally say whatever I want. My thoughts are golden ✨

[musepalace]

Nail appointments, fresh flowers, spa days, champagne, baking, skincare products, silk pajamas, studying at the library, girls day, bubble baths, journaling, expensive perfumes, getting dressed, shopping.

[kosmogrl]

[rainekeiko]

[chilewithcarnage]

[kosmogrl]

learning not to return to places where I miss the past but see no future

[chilewithcarnage]

sorry gotta get my ‘friend that’s too woke’ on but I don’t think the solution to misogyny is more misogyny. like by all means rip into republican/right wing women but your critiques should be about how they’re evil soulless people not ‘haha they’re ugly/visibly aged. they don’t know how to put on make up!’ like i don’t fucking know man I don’t think any woman at all should be required to wear makeup or be made fun of for not wearing it ‘properly’ also let’s stop doing the ‘not conventionally attractive = morally bad’ thing. that last part especially be kicking y’all asses.

[she2real]

[heaven011]

[heartpdf]

[the-tenth-arcanum]

ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to be into shit no one cares about

[thisisalovestry]

file -> phrases that are going to shift something in me forever

[insomniparty]

[funstyle]

This diva

[bloodclotbitch]

[juniper-petunia]

they should make a version of socializing that doesn’t make you feel like you’re still the weird 12 year old kid that doesn’t know why she’s not normal like the other kids

[konoko]

[persianmom-deactivated20251026]

what will it be, boss? the comfort of misery or the pain of change?

[ironpour]

[braaaaain]

Every nook and cranny of this message is packed with the maximum amount of comedy. The space between punctuation, the "hope this helps", the username, fucking (deep). Gold medal. Five stars on Yelp.