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sportsnight-deactivated20201211

why don’t they make a baby pope.

having to elect a new pope every ten years because they keep dying is super inconvenient. if it’s a baby that’s a solid 80 year streak right there. and a baby is basically a clean slate so he can be influenced by the forces of good and evil as he grows. we’ll see what god really wants

mclennonyaoi

scratch that . better idea . make one of those dogs who presses buttons to talk the pope

mclennonyaoi

ain’t no rule that says a dog can’t be pope

secondimpact

drag king act that's just a front for being a mountain goats cover band

#LITERALLY ME if i did drag id cover mountain goats songs.

pyomorphic

you can’t Fuck with me I’m on the gerber life grow up plan

bireaucracy-archived

this one liberal dude on twitter made the (correct) take that parents have overwhelming power over their kids and very often abuse it and restrict children's rights and he was ratio'd by conservatives, communists and liberals alike who made comments like "my kids will have rights when they pay the bills" to "aw are you upset mom and dad didn't you get you a lega set for christmas". way to prove his point lol! any criticism of the power dynamics adults and particularly parents have over kids and how it is often used to abuse kids or refuse to let them exist as themselves is drowned in mockery and the idea that parents have absolute authority over children and that any less than that is actually spoiling them.

i said it before: people only care about Children as an ideal. as property. as something that is Innocent and deserving protection From Evil Traffickers but also something Dumb that barely deserves the status of human with autonomy. and its fucking wild how even the staunchest communists think of this as normal, and how people refuse to understand that this dynamic is how kids are emotionally, physically and sexually abused, as well as robbed of their voices and too scared/ashamed to talk about it.

bireaucracy-archived

it's worth saying this dude is the parent of a now adult trans girl, and his reflections absolutely come from parenting as well as how he was expected to behave as the father of a trans daughter, how much power he had over her treatment and the refusal of doctors and teachers to listen to her and going over her head to him so they could misgender her and make him consent to conversion therapy.

he did not do these things, but the expectation and judgement that he as a parent was supposed to take away her rights and the sheer power he had over her as a minor made him reflect a lot. and now people are mocking him for sharing this reflection, even as black kids are killed or sent into the school to prison pipeline, as disabled kids are refused humanity, as parents kill their kids to spite their divorced spouses, as trans kids get their healthcare revoked, as migrant kids remain locked in cages. even as these same people panic over child trafficking and pedophile sex rings and refuse to admit how much csa and abuse is from family members.

max1461

The fact that this view is so rare despite also being, in my view, extremely obvious is I think a reflection of how strongly incentives mediate our beliefs. My experience growing up was that by six years old every single person I knew had developed a thorough class consciousness for the "child" class and as I've gotten older, everyone I know who's become a parent has forgotten it. Because ya know, it's not in their interests any more. The authoritarian structure of the parent/child relationship should also be the prototype for how sociological systems replicate, because parenting styles are so directly passed down generationally.

#yeah.#i would love to read a book that is a strong critique of the modern family system and the abuses that can develop in that system #i would love to write that book but i wouldnt do it justice

Would you rather your son be gay or green?

This has sat in my inbox for months because I can't think of anything funny enough to say. I'm sorry. I choose green because maybe then he could photosynthesize. Or I could sing silly made up songs about how green he is.

#inbox

c-53

mlmlmlmlmlmlmlmlmlml-deactivate

medievaljournalist

#put me in coach

vedurnan-archive

He said this because I wouldn't tell him my hair color

seizuredarling-deactivated20250

my crack team of internet addled 16-24 year olds have been working day and night to invent a belief system that is near identical to that of the average white father in the 1950s. No its ok we are using words that are newer and also dumber.

#dont worry! this is actually literally happening in the us right now ^-^#yaaay <3