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eightbitwave

For sale: vibes, never checked

dailysaintquotes

“Do not be afraid to be saints.”

— St. JP2

90stvqueen

today i told my manager "just because i can handle anything doesn't mean i should have to" and if that isn't just the motto of my life

sapphic-romeo

Good tags OP

90stvqueen

it's the working class struggle!

#me when i need to spontaneously page turn while working stage crew #like i can and im more than willing to in an emergency #but if it's not some kind of emergency where your page turner didnt show up or something #dont ask the stage hand? maybe?

darjeelingandcoke-deactivated20

An ancient Greek walks into his tailor’s shop with a pair of torn pants.

“Euripides?” says the tailor.

“Yeah, Eumenides?” replies the man.

thiswillonlyhurtalittle

This is so awful. It must go on to infect others.

valtsv

cat logic is so simple yet so effective. dont like something? smack it as far away from you as possible. literally flawless reasoning.

tulpa2-deactivated20191122

Hate when ppl call fidgety stuff a "nervous habit" I'm bouncing my leg cause I'm bored not cause I'm a scared little bitch

2004montecarlo-ss-deactivated20

I’m charging up. Will not say what for

glumshoe

Today I met a kid who always says the opposite of what he means. I asked him if he wanted to see something and he shouted “NO!!!” at the top of his lungs. His mother sighed and explained that, actually, “no” means “yes” when he says it.

This went on, and seemed pretty consistent. I hope one day he finds a friend who always tells the truth, and maybe they can get a job guarding doorways together.

berrycobbler

concept: in the hall of the mountain king, but every time it gets faster, it gets faster

yesterdaysprint

Dachshund with spectacles, July 1927

#fave #cute #dogs

Not gonna lie I feel really good about myself when I understand my friends posts in German without having to click the translate button. Small milestones in language learning.