why live in Reality when Fiction is so much better

Ashlee. Australian. Gonna be an Actor, Writer and Microbiologist--hopefully ha. I blog funny things, pretty things, wtf-but-can't-help-laugh-at-it things, political satire and sooo many fandoms. Some include: Sherlock, Doctor Who, Merlin (RIP) :'(, Supernatural, Teen Wolf, Torchwood etc... ALL THE SHOWS!

[serenitydiviness]

Reading angst: 

Writing angst:

[queerpyrate]

Being told how heart-wrenching your work was

[stevebuckythyla]

@boopifer

[boopifer]

101% accurate!

[thegingergoddess-deactivated202]

such a beautiful career 3 

[kiwipeel]

that one episode of doctor who with vincent van gogh fucked me up that changed me i aged about 20 years after watching that

[who-am-i-hedwig]

And I’m the Doctor

[waitsorrythatslionking]

some nerd: if you stop eating refined sugars for a while it changes your whole palate. you'll start to notice the natural sweetness of baby carrots, or whole wheat bread!

me: *pouring chocolate-covered potato chips into my mouth* that's real fucking neato

[cumberbatchlives]

Benedict, you said you couldn’t do twitter, it wouldn’t work for you, why? (x)

[aviself]

*gently headbutts u in the shoulder to show affection*

[alyciadebnamcareys]

[saintdollyparton]

HE WAS IN INTO THE WOODS WHY IS EVERYONE SO SURPRISED

[emilyrosefromthedead]

^^^^^YES THANK YOU I’VE BEEN SAYING THIS FOR FOREVER

[ameridan-ghilain]

Yo ok what if there was a Cinderella story where Cinderella is a trans woman and that’s really why her stepmom treats her like shit and won’t let her go to the ball and when the prince and his men come around looking to try the slipper on every woman in the land her stepmom tells the prince there aren’t any women left in the house because she insists that Cinderella is a man, but Cinderella comes out and the prince recognizes her and says something along the lines of “well I’d say that’s a woman if I ever saw one”

[garrottduroque-deactivated20160]

That would explain the shoe size not being common among women as well.

[magenkeshet]

BRUH

[realbobdylan]

Being called an ‘angel’ is actually a nice compliment if you interpret it as ‘you divine tool of righteous vengeance and wrath.’

[lorileadfoot-deactivated2020072]

Every surface of my body is covered in eyes, my six wings enfold my heads, my body, my feet. My face is that of a man, now a bull, now a lion, now an eagle. I am flame

[nullendvoid-deactivated20210922]

[xazuhira-deactivated20180701]

THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BREATHE

[zenpencils]

“To Love at all is to be Vulnerable.” - C.S. Lewis

[namjoonsheaux]

Why is skincare ….., feminized

[casualpasta]

men weren’t supposed to have skin

[upandoutcomic]

Burgled

[fashion-runways]

VALENTINO Pre-Fall 2016

[iamnotsebastianstan-archive-dea]

As I get older, I have come to appreciate High School Musical for much different reasons than when I was a child.

[waitsorrythatslionking]

Hanging Out Washing In Australia In Summer

Sydney: Hang out washing, go to collect in half hour - bone dry.

Hobart: Hang out washing, go to collect in half hour - hasn't dried at all, has probably been rained on.

Melbourne: Hang out washing, get sunburnt in raging sunlight whilst doing so, go to collect in half hour - wet again, as it's now raining.

Brisbane: Hang out washing, go to collect in half hour - still has that damp kinda feeling because even the clothes are sweating; why so humid?

Canberra: hang out washing, go to collect in half hour - Tony Abbott is tangled in your clothesline and you have to beat him away with a broom.

Darwin: Hang out washing, go to collect in half hour - washing has blown away, time for a new wardrobe.

Perth: Hang out washing, go to collect in half hour - washing gone, claimed by great white shark.